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Marvel Writers Run Amok! Stage Actual Secret Wars to Attain Who Writes Now Bendisless Comics!

Written by Zechs on Wednesday, November 08 2017 and posted in News with Benefits

Marvel Writers Run Amok! Stage Actual Secret Wars to Attain Who Writes Now Bendisless Comics!

It is the first actually well-written and hype event from Marvel since the Secret Wars event over two years ago.



With the reveal yesterday that Brian Michael Bendis has jumped ship to DC Comics, one question that has since popped up is: what is to become of the Marvel Comics he's on? After all, he's currently on Spider-Man (Miles Morales), the Defenders, Jessica Jones, and Invincible Iron Man who gets to write those comics now? Well, we've got the exclusive as Marvel writer Jim Zub has revealed that the writers are currently deciding all of that in an actual "Secret Wars" with the winner (or winners) attaining these comics.

Here's the current update from Zub on the situation that is unfolding:

As I type this, Ed Brisson and I are standing over the corpses of Matt Rosenberg and Donny Cates. It's a temporary Canadian alliance. I'll take him down when he's not looking.

Charles Soule has barricaded himself into an adjacent office and is yelling legal threats through the flimsy office drywall.

Zdarsky's gone feral and is chewing on a rancid bone while muttering something about finishing off Jason Aaron.

The last I saw G. Willow Wilson, she was pile-driving Mark Waid through a glass-top table.

A new Marvel Age is upon us.

 

This honestly sounds like the better Marvel event going on then the last two years of Marvel Comic events combined. Though it seems the clear winners so far appear to be Zub,  Ed Brisson, and G. Willow Wilson. Notably absent from the event (so far) are Al EwingTa-Nehisi Coates, or Dan "Mad Dog" Slott. All three haven't appeared to make any own move of their own yet.  Have the three formed a triple alliance to secure the Marvel Offices and the four comics?!  Or will the Doctor Gabby Rivera outwit them all to claim the prize?! 

Until a clear winner is revealed a few months from now. All that will be heard from the offices appear to be this classic theme from Star Trek: "Amok Time" going on in a ten-hour loop. BEST FRIENDS FORCED TO DO BATTLE! Den Den Den Den! DEN DEN! DEN! DEN!  BRRRRRRRRRAAAAAA BRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!: 

This also means that expect Marvel Rebirth Legacy delays to be announced due to the defeated writers who need time to lick their wounds from the monumental battle that occurred. But hey, this is the best thing to come out of Marvel in years. So win-win! 





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Zechs is the lord and master of The Toy Shed, Moment of the Week, and Durnkin Reveewz. He's also the official whuppin boy at the Outhouse. So he'll get stuck seeing stuff that no mere mortal should ever see. If there's any greater quality to Zechs, it's that he's an avid fan of comic book characters and would defend them to the bitter end against the companies that use them wrongly. He's also brutally honest. Zechs walks the lonely path in Chicagoland area.

 


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