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Trader Joe's Swears Its Jingle Jangle Isn't The Drug From Riverdale

Written by Tim Midura on Friday, December 01 2017 and posted in News with Benefits
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Trader Joe's Swears Its Jingle Jangle Isn't The Drug From Riverdale

But who's gonna take their word for it?


Source: Vulture

The hot new drug on Riverdale is called Jingle Jangle. Trader Joe's sells a seasonal food called Jingle Jangle. Coincidence? Does Trader Joe's secretly sell a fictional drug? One reporter who we took this story from got to the bottom of it.

Vulture's Madison Malone Kircher reached out to Trader Joe's to bring light to this dark secret.

"Trader Joe's Jingle Jangle was introduced years ago," the rep said. "It's just a fun name that plays off of sleigh bells referenced in Christmas carols, since it is a holiday item. It's also a fun way to describe the sound customers might hear when they give the tin can a shake."

She even followed up to make sure their chocolate-covered mix of pretzels, caramel corn, cookies, and peanut-butter cups wasn't affiliated with a fictional drug.

"Safe to say it has nothing to do with a fake drug distributed to teens in pixie sticks on a television show?"

"Very safe to say."

Likely story Trader Joe's. Likely story.





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Born in the frozen tundra of Massachusetts, Tim Midura has long possessed a love for comic books and records. After stealing the beard of Zeus and inventing the pizza bagel, a much more heavily tattooed and bearded Tim Midura has finally settled in San Diego. He's the world's first comics journalist who doesn't want to become a comics writer. Find him on twitter, facebook or by email.


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