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'Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom' trailer is Here!

Written by Zechs on Friday, December 08 2017 and posted in News with Benefits

'Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom' trailer is Here!

Let's face it.You're going to click in the hope for more T-Rexes, Raptors, and Goldblum. Because Goldblum is love. Goldblum is life.

Jurassic World (2015) smacked that nostalgia button hard and made us relearn to love Tyrannosaurus Rex again. Oh sure it had human characters you probably don't even remember by now (who you just call Starlord, Kingpin, Gwen Stacy, Ian Jr.) but it had the mother-fucking T-Rex back, which is the tyrant king no matter what 1933 movie tries to prove otherwise.

But enough of my drunken ramblings. You're here for the trailer for the sequel to it and here it is:

Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom opens its doors on June 22nd, 2018. Hopefully, the movie corrects the greatest flaw its predecessor had. Since it has Jeff Goldblum reprising his role of Ian Malcolm and delivers the greatest cinematic "I told you so" in the history of cinematic "I told you so". Other than being the best human element, but we already know that is a foregone conclusion. 


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About the Author - Zechs

Zechs is the lord and master of The Toy Shed, Moment of the Week, and Durnkin Reveewz. He's also the official whuppin boy at the Outhouse. So he'll get stuck seeing stuff that no mere mortal should ever see. If there's any greater quality to Zechs, it's that he's an avid fan of comic book characters and would defend them to the bitter end against the companies that use them wrongly. He's also brutally honest. Zechs walks the lonely path in Chicagoland area.


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