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Thief Mistakes Stan Lee's Blood For Infinity Formula

Written by Tim Midura on Monday, April 02 2018 and posted in News with Benefits

Thief Mistakes Stan Lee's Blood For Infinity Formula

Lee's former business associate reportedly wanted to slow the aging process through pens.

Source: TMZ

Stan Lee's former business associate reportedly stole his blood last October. The unknown associate went to Lee's personal nurse with a forged document giving him authority to remove Lee's blood. Apparently several vials were filled, which were enough to make Lee dizzy, but he might have been remembering his ongoing sexual abuse scandal.

Lee's current associates believe the blood was taken to be sold in pens, which would presumably contain the Infinity Formula. Lee has filed a lawsuit and a police report against the unnamed former associate.


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Born in the frozen tundra of Massachusetts, Tim Midura has long possessed a love for comic books and records. After stealing the beard of Zeus and inventing the pizza bagel, a much more heavily tattooed and bearded Tim Midura has finally settled in San Diego. He's the world's first comics journalist who doesn't want to become a comics writer. Find him on twitter, facebook or by email.

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