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The "Good" Transformers Movie Rolls Out in Theaters This September!

Written by Zechs on Wednesday, August 01 2018 and posted in News with Benefits

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Dare to be stupid to want to see another Michael Bay Transformers film!



The only good Transformers movie is coming back to theaters this September for one night only! That's right, the 1986-animated movie will be back in US theaters on September 27th at 7 pm. All thanks to Hasbro, Shout Factory! (which it'll be their recent transfer of the film), and Fathom Events. But I know what you are thinking, "Wait-- what's the catch?"

Well, besides reliving all the traumatic events that scarred any child in 1986, there will be a featurette on Bumblebee (the live-action Transformers movie that'll be hitting screens in December). I know, truly this is bad comedy on Hasbro's part to do that. There was enough trauma for a Transformers fan to just watch the movie. But to be reminded of what came after? Truly evil Hasbro! 

500 theaters will be screening the movie that night, and tickets for the event will go on sale this Friday. Now before you ask, "Why throw away your life so recklessly?" And I would retort, "That's a question you should ask yourself,  dear reader." I foresee many will fall on Friday trying to attain tickets for the event. For me? I have only one thing to say about it all....

 

 





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About the Author - Zechs


Zechs is the lord and master of The Toy Shed, Moment of the Week, and Durnkin Reveewz. He's also the official whuppin boy at the Outhouse. So he'll get stuck seeing stuff that no mere mortal should ever see. If there's any greater quality to Zechs, it's that he's an avid fan of comic book characters and would defend them to the bitter end against the companies that use them wrongly. He's also brutally honest. Zechs walks the lonely path in Chicagoland area.

 


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