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Getting Laid Too Much? Try Magic The Gathering Comics!

Written by Tim Midura on Wednesday, August 08 2018 and posted in News with Benefits

Getting Laid Too Much? Try Magic The Gathering Comics!

IDW Publishing announced a new series based on Magic The Gathering.

Source: Press Release

Do you find yourself having way too much consensual sex with the partner of your choice. So much so that you're neglecting other aspects of your life? Have I got the comic for you.

IDW Publishing and Wizards of the Coast have teamed up to solve your problem. Launching in November, Magic: The Gathering: Chandra will easily remedy your habit and you can get back to the things that keep you alive like eating and sleeping.

Written by Vita Ayala with interior art by Harvey Tolibao, the series will follow Planeswalker Chandra Nalaar, who "is striking out on her own, determined to prove—to her family and to herself—that next time she'll be prepared. But when faced with threats both old and new, will she be able to overcome her grief in time to survive? And who is that familiar face lurking in the shadows?"

IDW Editor-in-Chief John Barber, who is so excited about this project that he was last seen having Associate Editor Chase Marotz douse him with a bucket of water after channeling Chandra Nalaar, said, "It's clear we've entered a bold new era of storytelling."

That's right, everyone. We've finally entered the new age where we can tell stories based on trading cards.

Magic: The Gathering: Chandra #1 is set to release in November.


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Born in the frozen tundra of Massachusetts, Tim Midura has long possessed a love for comic books and records. After stealing the beard of Zeus and inventing the pizza bagel, a much more heavily tattooed and bearded Tim Midura has finally settled in San Diego. He's the world's first comics journalist who doesn't want to become a comics writer. Find him on twitter, facebook or by email.

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