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After His Relaunch Of Red Sonja, Mark Russell Signing On To Relaunch Planet Earth

Written by Tim Midura on Tuesday, November 20 2018 and posted in News with Benefits

After His Relaunch Of Red Sonja, Mark Russell Signing On To Relaunch Planet Earth

With his successful relaunches, Slartibartfast has tapped Russell to relaunch Earth.

Source: The Hollywood Reporter

Mark Russell has made a name for himself in comics reimagining characters including The Flintstones and Snagglepuss. His latest relaunch will take on Red Sonja at Dynamite Entertainment. Joining him on the title include artist Mirko ColakDearbhla Kelly on colors, and Hassan Otsmane-Elhaou on letters.

Following his, what can only be a revolutionary, take on Red Sonja, The Outhouse can EXXXCLUSIVELY reveal that Russell has been hired on by the planet designer Slartibartfast, who may be best known for winning an award for designing Norway, to reimagine planet Earth.

In an Outhouse EXXXCLUSIVE interview, Slartibartfast said, "We're going to move Earth back in time a little bit, before all this current craziness happened. We weren't happy with the direction the Earth was going, what with all the war and hatred going on. Who better than Russell to have scripting Earth II?"

Red Sonja is set to relaunch in February. We can only hope Earth gets rebooted sooner rather than later.

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