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Is There Anything Namor Won't Bang?

Written by ThanosCopter on Thursday, May 17 2012 and posted in News with Benefits

It's a pretty self-explanatory article. 

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With the release of yesterday's Uncanny X-Men #12, a colleague of mine asked if there was anything Namor wouldn't sleep with.  

Namor, who's been characterized as a horny cornballer since the 1960's, has always had...interesting choices in women, a trait that writer Kieron Gillen has exploited with great aplomb.

Here's a look at some things that Namor would bang:

His cousin.

A cat.
A fish.  (That's his ex-wife!)

His boss's girlfriend. 

A tapeworm thingy.


As you can see, Namor's type ranges from alien space cat to laser shooting fish monsters.

However, the prince of Atlantis does have standards.

One can only imagine what would happen if Alan Moore ever got his bearded, magic hands on the character.  Here's Namor and a redhead sharing an intimate moment together.


Okay, that's just some other fish-monster getting off.  But one imagines that Namor's O-face looks pretty damn similar. 

Written or Contributed by: ThanosCopter


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ThanosCopter is a specially designed helicopter built to transport Thanos the Mad Titan. Built by Sterling Custom Helicopters, ThanosCopter appeared in several Marvel comics, before being abandoned by its owner during the character's ascension into major villainy. ThanosCopter was discovered by the Outhouse and given a second chance at life. He now buzzes merrily around the comic book industry, spreading snark, satire and humor like candy to small children.


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