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Avengers Sinks Battleship! Outhouse Makes Bad Pun!

Written by Jude Terror on Monday, May 21 2012 and posted in News with Benefits
Avengers Sinks Battleship! Outhouse Makes Bad Pun!

The Avengers was number one at the box office for a third weekend in a row, beating out the domestic opening of Battleship!

The Avengers is still going strong, taking in $55 million domestically and $56 million outside the US this weekend to bring its worldwide total box office to $1.18 billion dollars. After three weeks open in the U.S., Marvel's The Avengers is now the fourth highest grossing movie of all time worldwide, with only Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Part 2, Titanic, and Avatar ahead of it.

Comic fans, it is your responsibility to keep the Avengers going. Go and see it again, and again, and again, or live with the fact that a kids movie, a chick flick, and a furry fetish film have all beat the best the comic book world has to offer.

Battleship, a movie based on a stupid board game, had a fairly abysmal debut, taking in only $25 million domestically, though the movie, which has been open overseas for five weeks, has made a total of $215 million dollars worldwide, proving once and for all that Americans are smarter than the rest of the world.*

The numbers are industry estimates, with final numbers to be released Monday morning.

*This is actually not true, Americans made this movie, so the shame is ours.

Source: Box Office Mojo
Written or Contributed by: Jude Terror

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About the Author - Jude Terror

Jude Terror is the Webmaster Supreme of The Outhouse and a sarcastic ace reporter dedicated to delivering irreverent comics and entertainment news to The Outhouse's dozens of loyal readers. Driven by a quest for vengeance, Jude Terror taught himself to program and joined The Outhouse. He instantly began working toward his goal of forcing the internet comics community to take itself less seriously and failing miserably. A certified trash eater ruining the pristine field of comics journalism with his sarcasm and goofiness, Jude Terror is secretly friendly and congenial, so if you've got a complaint, why not just bring it up to him instead of subtweeting like a jackass, jackass? You can find him on Twitter or try your luck with an email, but keep in mind that he is notoriously unreliable and may not get back to you right away. Unless you want to send him free stuff, in which case he'll get back to you immediately.

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