Three new Dark Knight Rises posters hit the web today, and there is absolutely nothing funny about them whatsoever.
When Outhouse news reporter ThanosCopter contacted me this afternoon, I knew I was in for a handful of trouble. Three new posters for the upcoming Batman movie, The Dark Knight Rises (In theaters July 20th), hit the net today, and if there's one thing ThanosCopter loves, it's making fun of posters for The Dark Knight Rises, a serious no-no in the internet comics community
. "It's not just the Dark Knight rising
after looking at that Catwoman poster, the bat-logo is positioned very awkwardly on top of Bane's crotch, sadomasochistic sex manics in their freaky bondage gear appear to be being showered with..." Well, let's just say, he had a lot of jokes, the rascal.
Luckily, intrepid reporter Jude Terror, stalwart defender of straight, factual news, was unmoved by his comedic seduction, and is here to protect The Outhouse and its readers from such childish nonsense, now and in the future.
Here are the posters:
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About the Author - Jude Terror
Jude Terror is the Webmaster Supreme of The Outhouse and a sarcastic ace reporter dedicated to delivering irreverent comics and entertainment news to The Outhouse's dozens of loyal readers. Driven by a quest for vengeance, Jude Terror taught himself to program and joined The Outhouse. He instantly began working toward his goal of forcing the internet comics community to take itself less seriously and failing miserably. A certified trash eater ruining the pristine field of comics journalism with his sarcasm and goofiness, Jude Terror is secretly friendly and congenial, so if you've got a complaint, why not just bring it up to him instead of subtweeting like a jackass, jackass? You can find him on Twitter or try your luck with an email, but keep in mind that he is notoriously unreliable and may not get back to you right away. Unless you want to send him free stuff, in which case he'll get back to you immediately.
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