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GI Joe: Retaliation Release Pushed Back to 2013

Written by Jude Terror on Wednesday, May 23 2012 and posted in News with Benefits
GI Joe: Retaliation Release Pushed Back to 2013

Paramount has pushed back the release date of GI Joe Retaliation from June 29, 2012 to March 29, 2013, which is not forboding in the slightest.

Fans who were excited for the upcoming GI Joe sequel based on trailers that screened before The Avengers in theaters may be disappointed to learn that the movie will not be in theaters next month as advertised. GI Joe: Retaliation, starring Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson, is being pushed back to next year, which, contrary to all instincts, is not an indication that the movie is an epic disaster that needs major work before it can be released to a general audience.

In most cases, a delay this huge for a movie that has already been filmed would suggest that the movie has tested poorly and requires serious revision to avoid being a total flop at the box office, but Paramount is actually attributing the delay to 3D conversion. "If the movie is not in 3D, it will not make as many bazillions of dollars (paraphrased)," said a Paramount insider in an uncharacteristically candid statement.

Now you know, and knowing is half the battle. The other half is bullets bouncing off The Rock's ample pecs in glorious, $20-a-ticket 3D.

Source: Coming Soon
Written or Contributed by: Jude Terror

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Jude Terror is the Webmaster Supreme of The Outhouse and a sarcastic ace reporter dedicated to delivering irreverent comics and entertainment news to The Outhouse's dozens of loyal readers. Driven by a quest for vengeance, Jude Terror taught himself to program and joined The Outhouse. He instantly began working toward his goal of forcing the internet comics community to take itself less seriously and failing miserably. A certified trash eater ruining the pristine field of comics journalism with his sarcasm and goofiness, Jude Terror is secretly friendly and congenial, so if you've got a complaint, why not just bring it up to him instead of subtweeting like a jackass, jackass? You can find him on Twitter or try your luck with an email, but keep in mind that he is notoriously unreliable and may not get back to you right away. Unless you want to send him free stuff, in which case he'll get back to you immediately.

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