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Earth One Superman: Murderer?

Written by Jude Terror on Thursday, May 24 2012 and posted in News with Benefits
Earth One Superman: Murderer?

DC has revealed two shocking pages from the upcoming Superman: Earth One Volume 2.

Out on November 6, Superman: Earth One volume 2 is a followup to the hit 2010 graphic novel Superman: Earth One by J. Michael Straczynski which presented a younger, angstier, hoodie-wearing Superman. If these preview pages are any indication, Superman will be getting even more extreme, as he appear to be... well, in technical terms, incinerating the fuck out of some dude with his heat vision. There may be more to this story than meets the eye, but as responsible journalists here at The Outhouse, we prefer to jump to conclusions. Superman will face a presumably younger, angstier, hoodie-wearing version of The Parasite in the new graphic novel.

The Outhouse reached out to DC's glorious leader Dan Didio for serious comment on Superman's apparent murderous nature, but he appeared to be excited by the prospect, responding, "Ladies and Gentlemen, boys and girls, dyin' time's here!"

Earth One Superman: Murderer?

Earth One Superman: Murderer?

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Jude Terror is the Webmaster Supreme of The Outhouse and a sarcastic ace reporter dedicated to delivering irreverent comics and entertainment news to The Outhouse's dozens of loyal readers. Driven by a quest for vengeance, Jude Terror taught himself to program and joined The Outhouse. He instantly began working toward his goal of forcing the internet comics community to take itself less seriously and failing miserably. A certified trash eater ruining the pristine field of comics journalism with his sarcasm and goofiness, Jude Terror is secretly friendly and congenial, so if you've got a complaint, why not just bring it up to him instead of subtweeting like a jackass, jackass? You can find him on Twitter or try your luck with an email, but keep in mind that he is notoriously unreliable and may not get back to you right away. Unless you want to send him free stuff, in which case he'll get back to you immediately.

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