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First Look at Marvel's Shocking Gay Wedding, Last Look at The World as We Know It

First Look at Marvel's Shocking Gay Wedding, Last Look at The World as We Know It

Marvel has released a preview of Astonishing X-Men #51, featuring the gay wedding of Northstar and Kyle, signaling the beginning of the end of the world.



Much to the chagrin of the concerned conservative organization One Million Moms and its hundreds of supporters, it appears that Marvel plans to go through with a same sex marriage in the pages of Astonishing X-Men #51. Apparently, destroying the integrity of the institution of marriage by depicting two fictional characters expressing their love for each other in a beautiful ceremony drawn by heathen artist Mike Perkins is not a problem for Marvel, which already has a history of destroying fictional straight marriages such as the one between Peter Parker and Mary Jane Watson in the pages of Spider-Man's One More Day storyline.

Back in 2007, Marvel, along with noted He-Man writer J. Michael Straczynski, ended Spider-Man's marriage by having the character make a deal with Mephisto, Marvel's flamboyant and probably homosexual version of the devil. When asked to explain the event, Marvel responded, adding salt to the wound, that they didn't need to explain it because it was "magic," which this reporter is well aware is a form of witchcraft, frowned upon by the Bible. Now, it appears that Marvel intends to finish the job they started by destroying all straight marriages in real life.

In any case, as the world crumbles around us, please enjoy this preview of the art from Astonishing X-Men #51, and may god have mercy on your souls.

Press Release:

Your First Look At The Wedding Of The Year In ASTONISHING X-MEN #51!

Marvel is pleased to present your first look at the hotly anticipated wedding of the year in Astonishing X-Men #51! From New York Times best-sellers Marjorie Liu and Mike Perkins, Astonishing X-Men #51 features a who's who of the Marvel Universe including some guests that may surprise you! Not only does this unforgettable issue feature covers by Dustin Weaver and Marko Djurdjevic, along with a special "Create Your Own Wedding" blank variant cover by Phil Noto, but select comic book retailers nationwide will host wedding parties at their stores  to celebrate this joyous occasion! It's the story that has everyone talking, and this June –  witness Northstar and Kyle tie the knot, in Astonishing X-Men #51!

Plus! Head on over to Marvel.com to catch a very special episode of This Week In Marvel podcast, featuring Astonishing X-Men artist Mike Perkins!

ASTONISHING X-MEN #51 (APR120665)
Written by MARJORIE LIU
Art by MIKE PERKINS
Cover by DUSTIN WEAVER
Variant Cover by MARKO DJURDJEVIC
Create Your Own Wedding Variant by PHIL NOTO
Rated T+ ...$3.99
On-Sale—6/20/12


First Look at Marvel's Shocking Gay Wedding, Last Look at The World as We Know It

First Look at Marvel's Shocking Gay Wedding, Last Look at The World as We Know It

First Look at Marvel's Shocking Gay Wedding, Last Look at The World as We Know It

First Look at Marvel's Shocking Gay Wedding, Last Look at The World as We Know It

First Look at Marvel's Shocking Gay Wedding, Last Look at The World as We Know It


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