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Marvel Spoils Ends of the Earth With No Turning Back Preview

Written by Jude Terror on Thursday, May 31 2012 and posted in News with Benefits
Marvel Spoils Ends of the Earth With No Turning Back Preview

Marvel has released a sneak peek at the upcoming Spider-Man story No Turning Back, which reveals massive spoilers about the current story, Ends of the Earth.



In Ends of the Earth, the current storyline running through Amazing Spider-Man, a dying Doctor Octopus promises to save the world from global warming (which we all know is a myth created by the liberal media conspiracy to convince people to have more gay abortions) by launching satellite death rays capable of cooking the entire planet. Most of the people and governments of the world believe that the Doctor is really trying to save them, because as we've learned in the past from events like Dark Reign and every other Avengers storyling during the tenure of The Great One Brian Bendis (the alternating storylines otherwise involved fighting ninjas), the people of the Marvel Universe are incredibly stupid. Only Spider-Man and a few other heroes challenge Doc Ock and and try to save the world. The final issue of the storyline will be released in two weeks, and as we last left our heroes, they were facing off against a group of Avengers clones and the outlook was grim.

Now, however, Marvel has revealed that the Earth is not destroyed and Spider-Man does not meet his demise, because the webhead will be facing off against The Lizard and Morbius: The Living Vampire in the next storyline, No Turning Back. This reporter is extremely disappointed with these spoilers, and I hope Marvel will start paying attention to my letters where I propose that comic book publishers stop publishing any previews and solicits whatsoever and simply surprise shops and readers by shipping books to the stores without any warning, thus allowing fans to suspend disbelief and pretend that any issue that sees the hero in mortal terror may very well be that hero's last.

Anyway, now that the cat is out of the bag, check out the preview, as well as a variant cover by J. Scott Campbell:

Your First Look At "No Turning Back" In AMAZING SPIDER-MAN #688!

Marvel is proud to present your first look at Amazing Spider-Man #688, kicking off "No Turning Back" this June! Someone has tampered with the grave of Billy Connors and all signs point to the Lizard! But Spidey won't be alone in his hunt for Curt Connors, because Morbius the Living Vampire is hot on his trail! Can Spidey handle both of these monsters before it turns into an all-out brawl?  The superstar creative team of Dan Slott and Giuseppe Camuncoli bring you high stakes action and drama like no other as the celebration of Spider-Man's 50th Anniversary continues in Amazing Spider-Man #688, swinging into comic shops everywhere, the Marvel Comics app and the Marvel Digital Comics Shop this June.

AMAZING SPIDER-MAN #688 (APR120615)
AMAZING SPIDER-MAN #688 CAMPBELL LIZARD VARIANT (APR120616)
Written by DAN SLOTT
Pencils & Cover by GIUSEPPE CAMUNCOLI
Variant Cover by J SCOTT CAMPBELL
FOC – 6/4/12, On-Sale – 6/27/12

J.Scott Campbell Covers "No Turning Back" In AMAZING SPIDER-MAN #688!

Marvel is proud to present your first look at fan favorite artist J. Scott Campbell's variant cover to Amazing Spider-Man #688, kicking off "No Turning Back" this June! Someone has tampered with the grave of Billy Connors and it's up to Spider-Man to hunt down one of his greatest foes: The Lizard! But Spider-Man will have his hands full when he takes on Curt Connors, AND Morbius the Living Vampire! Can Spidey handle both of these monsters before it turns into an all-out brawl?  The superstar creative team of Dan Slott and Giuseppe Camuncoli bring you high stakes action and drama like no other in Amazing Spider-Man #688, swinging into comic shops everywhere, the Marvel Comics app and the Marvel Digital Comics Shop this June.

AMAZING SPIDER-MAN #688 (APR120615)
AMAZING SPIDER-MAN #688 CAMPBELL LIZARD VARIANT (APR120616)
Written by DAN SLOTT
Pencils & Cover by GIUSEPPE CAMUNCOLI
Variant Cover by J SCOTT CAMPBELL
FOC – 6/4/12, On-Sale – 6/27/12


Marvel Spoils Ends of the Earth With No Turning Back Preview

Marvel Spoils Ends of the Earth With No Turning Back Preview

Marvel Spoils Ends of the Earth With No Turning Back Preview

Marvel Spoils Ends of the Earth With No Turning Back Preview

Marvel Spoils Ends of the Earth With No Turning Back Preview


Source: Press Release
Written or Contributed by: Jude Terror

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