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New Dark Knight Rises Footage

Written by Jude Terror on Monday, June 04 2012 and posted in News with Benefits
New Dark Knight Rises Footage

New Dark Knight Rises footage has debuted at the MTV Movie Awards last night.

Normally this reporter would make a joke here, but as it turns out The Dark Knight is on the official Outhouse list of sacred cows we aren't allowed to make fun of on the Outhouse front page, along with the Nintento Wii. So, to present this news straight, I will hand off the article to my colleague, super serious non-funny news reporter Stoneman.

Stoneman: Thanks Jude. The Dark Knight Rises is a motion picture directed by Christopher Nolan which is a follow-up to the hit 2008 movie The Dark Knight. The Dark Knight Rises will debut in cinemas on July 20th, in 3D and Imax, and not, as you have implied in the past, smell-o-vision. This clip features appearances by actors Christian Bale, Gary Oldman, and Joseph Gorden-Levitt, amongst others. Back to you, Jude.

Thanks Stoneman, there was nothing funny about that whatsoever, much like a ThanosCopter article. Here's the video.


Source: IGN
Written or Contributed by: Jude Terror

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Jude Terror is the Webmaster Supreme of The Outhouse and a sarcastic ace reporter dedicated to delivering irreverent comics and entertainment news to The Outhouse's dozens of loyal readers. Driven by a quest for vengeance, Jude Terror taught himself to program and joined The Outhouse. He instantly began working toward his goal of forcing the internet comics community to take itself less seriously and failing miserably. A certified trash eater ruining the pristine field of comics journalism with his sarcasm and goofiness, Jude Terror is secretly friendly and congenial, so if you've got a complaint, why not just bring it up to him instead of subtweeting like a jackass, jackass? You can find him on Twitter or try your luck with an email, but keep in mind that he is notoriously unreliable and may not get back to you right away. Unless you want to send him free stuff, in which case he'll get back to you immediately.

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