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Marvel Exposes Their Infernal Man-Thing

Written by Jude Terror on Tuesday, June 05 2012 and posted in News with Benefits
Marvel Exposes Their Infernal Man-Thing

Take a look at this preview of Infernal Man-Thing #1 from Kevin Nowlan and Steve Gerber!

Attention Outhousers. Your favorite super-serious non-funny news reporter Stoneman is here, and I have commandeered this news article to prevent Jude Terror from making any more immature jokes about the Infernal Man-Thing. Man-Thing is not a phallus, but, according to Wikipedia, a large, slow-moving, empathic, humanoid creature living in the Florida Everglades near the Seminole reservation and the fictitious town of Citrusville. Man-Thing was created by Stan Lee, Roy Thomas, and Gerry Conway in 1971. When Man-Thing appears in comics titled "Giant-Sized," the title is referring to the larger-than-normal page count of the issue, not to the size of one's penis, and any claims to the contrary are highly inappropriate. Thank you for your time, and I hope that this clears up any confusion and that we can put such infantile humor behind us. Enjoy the preview.

Your First Look at INFERNAL MAN-THING #1!

Marvel is pleased to present your first look at Infernal Man-Thing #1, coming this July! From legendary creators Kevin Nowlan and the late, great Steve Gerber comes the highly-anticipated supernatural epic that's 20 years in the making! When the Man-Thing resurfaces, it must solve the mystery of the "Screenplay of the Living Dead Man" – and it's the only thing that can! It's the story fans have been clamoring for and this July, Infernal Man-Thing #1 hits comic shops everywhere, the Marvel Comics app and the Marvel Digital Comics Shop!

Penciled by KEVIN NOWLAN
Cover by ART ADAMS
Variant Covers by GIL KANE & KEVIN NOWLAN
FOC – 6/11/12, On-Sale – 7/4/12

Marvel Exposes Their Infernal Man-Thing

Marvel Exposes Their Infernal Man-Thing

Marvel Exposes Their Infernal Man-Thing

Marvel Exposes Their Infernal Man-Thing

Marvel Exposes Their Infernal Man-Thing

Source: Press Release
Written or Contributed by: Jude Terror

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