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Wonder Woman Movie Gets a Writer - DC Learns Nothing

Written by Jude Terror on Thursday, June 07 2012 and posted in News with Benefits
Wonder Woman Movie Gets a Writer - DC Learns Nothing

DC continues to explore Green Lantern's feminine side by hiring Michael Goldenberg to write the Wonder Woman Movie.

2011's Green Lantern movie was a rousing success, if one considers an abysmal failure to be a rousing success, so it makes perfect sense that DC has hired Michael Goldenberg, who wrote Green Lantern, to write another movie. Despite introducing several innovative concepts to superhero movies, such as having Rocky Dennis and a mystical smoke octopus as villains, Green Lantern failed to capture the interest of fans and took in only $219 million worldwide at the box office. The movie had a production budget of $200 million.

In order to strike a balance of changed sexuality after turning the original Green Lantern, Alan Scott, gay in comics, sources are saying that Warner Bros. may try to de-lesbianize the Amazon princess. If Warner Bros. is open to suggestion, this reporter thinks they should consider hiring noted misogynist Frank Miller to produce.

No word yet on a director, but the studio is said to be considering "Ryan Reynolds with boobs" for the part of Wonder Woman.

Source: IGN
Written or Contributed by: Jude Terror

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Jude Terror is the Webmaster Supreme of The Outhouse and a sarcastic ace reporter dedicated to delivering irreverent comics and entertainment news to The Outhouse's dozens of loyal readers. Driven by a quest for vengeance, Jude Terror taught himself to program and joined The Outhouse. He instantly began working toward his goal of forcing the internet comics community to take itself less seriously and failing miserably. A certified trash eater ruining the pristine field of comics journalism with his sarcasm and goofiness, Jude Terror is secretly friendly and congenial, so if you've got a complaint, why not just bring it up to him instead of subtweeting like a jackass, jackass? You can find him on Twitter or try your luck with an email, but keep in mind that he is notoriously unreliable and may not get back to you right away. Unless you want to send him free stuff, in which case he'll get back to you immediately.

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