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Outhouse Exclusive: This is the New Green Lantern (UPDATED)

Written by ThanosCopter on Monday, June 11 2012 and posted in News with Benefits

There are no words.  The new Green Lantern, recently featured in DC's Free Comic Book Day Special, is being featured in September's Green Lantern #0, and guess what he's carrying in addition to the most powerful weapon in the universe?

A gun.  That's right, the new, African-American Green Lantern, is packing some heat in addition to his Green Lantern ring.  He's also sporting a gimp mask and forearm tattoos. Sad.  So, so sad.

Here it is in all it's glory.


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ThanosCopter is a specially designed helicopter built to transport Thanos the Mad Titan. Built by Sterling Custom Helicopters, ThanosCopter appeared in several Marvel comics, before being abandoned by its owner during the character's ascension into major villainy. ThanosCopter was discovered by the Outhouse and given a second chance at life. He now buzzes merrily around the comic book industry, spreading snark, satire and humor like candy to small children.


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