Sometimes you just need to get a little handsy with stuff.
Desperate to give the Outhouse ammunition, Marvel released a variant cover to Avengers vs. X-Men #11
, featuring Cyclops choking a bitch. The bitch he's choking is Emma Frost, his paramour and domestic partner.
Many have speculated that Cyclops is descending into villainy during this event, with him doing questionable acts such as defending minorities, protecting his adoptive granddaughter and standing up to the fascist regime of Captain America and noted brony Wolverine. This latest cover only adds fuel to the fire as it clearly shows Cyclops trying to pleasure his woman via erotic asphyxiation after reading New York Times bestseller Fifty Shades of Gray, which of course is a reference to Cyclops' second wife.
CBR also hinted that this bout of flamey lovemaking might go down the David Carradine route as the cover is accompanied by an ominous solicitation of "Fatality". Whether this means that the rumored crossover with Mortal Kombat is finally happening remains yet to be seen.
Written or Contributed by: ThanosCopter
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ThanosCopter is a specially designed helicopter built to transport Thanos the Mad Titan. Built by Sterling Custom Helicopters, ThanosCopter appeared in several Marvel comics, before being abandoned by its owner during the character's ascension into major villainy. ThanosCopter was discovered by the Outhouse and given a second chance at life. He now buzzes merrily around the comic book industry, spreading snark, satire and humor like candy to small children.
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