Written by Jude Terror
on Thursday, June 21 2012 and posted in News with Benefits
Kotobukiya unveils three new busts for San Diego Comic Con, and they make us feel kinda funny, like when we used to climb the ropes in gym class!
It's rumored that some comic book fans have trouble with members of the fairer sex, but you don't have to get gay married like Northstar just because you lack the smoothness to impress the ladies. Instead, why not fulfill your need for female companionship with these lifelike statues from the Marvel Bishoujo collection, a collection that takes Marvel superheroines and somehow manages to make them even more pervy than they are normally portrayed by applying traditional Japanese sexploitation techniques.
First up is a statue of the Black Widow
, generously presenting herself in skintight leather. Thankfully, statues don't have ribcages or spinal chords, so it is a simple matter for her to twist around and show you her boobs and butt at the same time. Next up is X-23
. While her pose isn't as sexy as the other two, it's extra hot because she's only 15. Mmmm. Finally, we have Storm
, who appears to have raided Emma Frost's wardrobe for this costume. A lot of care went into crafting the African goddess, with details like the distribution of fabric across her nipples and lifelike camel toe. Clearly, these statues are a labor of... "love."
The Storm and Black Widow statues are limited to 2000 pieces and X-23 is limited to 1000, so get in your pre-orders today
if you're not going to be at San Diego Comic Con.
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