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Happy Birthday Bill Watterson!

Written by Jude Terror on Thursday, July 05 2012 and posted in News with Benefits
Happy Birthday Bill Watterson!

Today is Calvin and Hobbes creator Bill Waterson's birthday.

The Outhouse would like to wish a happy birthday to Bill Watterson, an iconic figure amongst rednecks and white trash everywhere for his creation of the character Calvin, a young boy who likes to pee on things. The character has been featured on everything from pickup truck tire mud flaps to vinyl pickup truck window decals, and is second only to Three Wolf Moon in the pantheon of instantly identifiable redneck imagery. We asked local redneck Bubba "Bubba" Jackson for comment, to which he responded, "Whut er yuu, one a' them fags er sumthin?" Keep it classy, white people.

To celebrate Watterson's birthday, why not visit this website, which offers the opportunity to make as witty a statement as possible in cut vinyl, with images of Calvin peeing on your choice of automobile maker's logo. That'll fix 'em.

Happy Birthday Bill!

Happy Birthday Bill Watterson!

Written or Contributed by: Jude Terror

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About the Author - Jude Terror

Jude Terror is the Webmaster Supreme of The Outhouse and a sarcastic ace reporter dedicated to delivering irreverent comics and entertainment news to The Outhouse's dozens of loyal readers. Driven by a quest for vengeance, Jude Terror taught himself to program and joined The Outhouse. He instantly began working toward his goal of forcing the internet comics community to take itself less seriously and failing miserably. A certified trash eater ruining the pristine field of comics journalism with his sarcasm and goofiness, Jude Terror is secretly friendly and congenial, so if you've got a complaint, why not just bring it up to him instead of subtweeting like a jackass, jackass? You can find him on Twitter or try your luck with an email, but keep in mind that he is notoriously unreliable and may not get back to you right away. Unless you want to send him free stuff, in which case he'll get back to you immediately.

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