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SDCC: Lionsgate TV Gets Into Porn Busness; Wins Rights to Zenoscope's Wonderland

SDCC: Lionsgate TV Gets Into Porn Busness; Wins Rights to Zenoscope's Wonderland

Lionsgate has defeated all challengers in a bidding war for Zenoscope's Wonderland property, and will be brining the series to to television.



Source: Hollywood Reporter

Typically, bidding wars for television rights involve a series of offers and counteroffers conducted in boring office settings, but The Outhouse likes to imagine that the rights to Zenoscope's Wonderland were won in a bra-and-panties jello-wrestling battle royale featuring the hottest babes each interested company could get their hands on, because hey, that's just how Zenoscope rolls.  Lionsgate TV came out "on top," so Smallville's Brian Robbins will executive produce the show along with Dave Brown and Zadoc Angell, while Zenoscope co-founders and Wonderland creators Joe Brusha and Raven Gregory will serve as co-executive producers. The TV series is looking for an established actress to play the part of Alice, but it may be difficult to find a real-life woman capable of measuring up to the iconic style of Zenoscope's artwork.

"We need someone with a lot of acting experience," said Robbins, probably, "and gigantic breasts. We're thinking DD's, but with the perk of an 18-year-old. Think iCarly with huge knockers."

The graphic novels on which the show will be based, Return to Wonderland, Escape from Wonderland, and Beyond Wonderland, are a modern retelling of the traditional Alice in Wonderland story, with a lot of subtle nuances and, like, plots and stuff, but this reporter wouldn't know because he could never get past the covers before... running out of stamina.

Speaking of which, Wonderland will take at least a year to get off the ground, which means it will be able to run unopposed in the prime time fantasy genre, as someone at ABC will surely come to their senses and put Once Upon A Time out of its misery by then. Stay tuned to The Outhouse for future updates.


Written or Contributed by: Jude Terror
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