Marvel has taken event comics to the next level, actually managing to produce a real life tie-in to Avengers vs. X-Men.
A massive cosmic force is headed to Earth, according to scientists. A huge solar flare left the Sun on Thursday and will be reaching the Earth tomorrow. The flare ranks in the "Extreme" class, which means it comes equipped with a lot of unnecessary patches and mercenary sensibilities.
Most scientists fear that the flare could disrupt satellite communications and endanger astronauts in space, but some speculate that it might reignite the X-Gene and cause spontaneous mutations all over the planet. Just in case, The Outhouse advises the Pentagon to take immediate action, sending strike teams to kidnap as many red-headed teenage girls as possible and ship them to the moon, an action specifically provisioned for under 2001's Patriot Act.
In the event that the Earth isn't destroyed, those of you who can normally see the aurora borealis should keep an eye on the sky Saturday night, as you may be in for quite a show.
Written or Contributed by: Jude Terror
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