Written by Jude Terror
on Friday, July 13 2012 and posted in News with Benefits
Marvel has taken event comics to the next level, actually managing to produce a real life tie-in to Avengers vs. X-Men.
A massive cosmic force is headed to Earth, according to scientists. A huge solar flare left the Sun on Thursday and will be reaching the Earth tomorrow. The flare ranks in the "Extreme" class, which means it comes equipped with a lot of unnecessary patches and mercenary sensibilities.
Most scientists fear that the flare could disrupt satellite communications and endanger astronauts in space, but some speculate that it might reignite the X-Gene and cause spontaneous mutations all over the planet. Just in case, The Outhouse advises the Pentagon to take immediate action, sending strike teams to kidnap as many red-headed teenage girls as possible and ship them to the moon, an action specifically provisioned for under 2001's Patriot Act.
In the event that the Earth isn't destroyed, those of you who can normally see the aurora borealis should keep an eye on the sky Saturday night, as you may be in for quite a show.
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Jude Terror is the Webmaster Supreme of The Outhouse and a sarcastic ace reporter dedicated to delivering irreverent comics and entertainment news to The Outhouse's dozens of loyal readers. Driven by a quest for vengeance, Jude Terror taught himself to program and joined The Outhouse. He instantly began working toward his goal of forcing the internet comics community to take itself less seriously and failing miserably. A certified trash eater ruining the pristine field of comics journalism with his sarcasm and goofiness, Jude Terror is secretly friendly and congenial, so if you've got a complaint, why not just bring it up to him instead of subtweeting like a jackass, jackass? You can find him on Twitter or try your luck with an email, but keep in mind that he is notoriously unreliable and may not get back to you right away. Unless you want to send him free stuff, in which case he'll get back to you immediately.
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