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SDCC: Arrow Casting News - Hu's China White?

Written by Jude Terror on Saturday, July 14 2012 and posted in News with Benefits
SDCC: Arrow Casting News - Hu's China White?

X2's Kelly Hu has been cast as the villainess China White in WB's Arrow television series.

Source: CBR

To discuss the addition of Kelly Hu, who has also voiced Cheshire and Paula Crook on DC's animated Young Justice, joining the cast of Arrow as China White, a heroin importer who clashes with Green Arrow, this reporter has invited super-serious unfunny news reporter Stoneman for a quick conversation.

Stoneman: Glad to be here, Jude. What did you want to talk to me about?

Jude Terror: Did you hear about the peculiar names of some of the new cast members on WB's Arrow?

Stoneman: Funny names? 

Jude Terror: We have Hu as China White, What as Merlyn, and I Don't Know as Count Vertigo.

Stoneman: That's what I want to find out. I want you to tell me the names of the fellas and ladies cast in Arrow.

Jude Terror: I'm telling you. Hu is China White, What is Merlyn, and I Don't Know is Count Vertigo.

Stoneman: You know their names?

Jude Terror: Yes.

Stoneman: Well then who's China White?

Jude Terror: Yes.

Stoneman: I mean the lady's name who is playing China White.

Jude Terror: Hu.

Stoneman: The lady playing China White.

Jude Terror: Hu.

Stoneman: The one playing China White.

Jude Terror: Hu is playing China White.

Stoneman: Well, what are you asking me for?

Jude Terror: I'm not asking you. I'm telling you. Hu is China White.

Stoneman: I'm asking you! Who's China White?!

Jude Terror: That's her name!

Stoneman: That's who's name?!

Jude Terror: Yes.

Stoneman: ... When Warner Bros. pays the actress who plays China White, who gets the money?

Jude Terror: Every dollar of it. And she's entitled to it.

Stoneman: Who is?

Jude Terror: Yes.

Stoneman: So who gets it?

Jude Terror: Why shouldn't she? Sometimes her husband comes down and collects it.

Stoneman: Whose husband?

Jude Terror: Yes. After all, his wife earns it.

Stoneman: Who does?

Jude Terror: Absolutely.

Stoneman: All I'm trying to find out is what the lady's name who plays China White is.

Jude Terror: Oh, no no, What is playing Merlyn.

Stoneman: I'm not asking you who's playing Merlyn.

Jude Terror: Hu's China White!

Stoneman: ... It's a pretty good cast?

Jude Terror: Oh, absolutely.

Stoneman: The fella who play's Deathstroke's name?

Jude Terror: Why.

Stoneman: I don't know, I just thought I'd ask.

Jude Terror: Well, I thought I'd tell you.

Stoneman: Then tell me who's playing Deathstroke.

Jude Terror: Hu's playing China White.

Stoneman: Forget about China White! The guy playing Deathstroke!

Jude Terror: Why?

Stoneman: Because.

Jude Terror: Oh, he's Doctor Light.

Stoneman: Wait a minute. Is anyone playing Speedy?

Jude Terror: Wouldn't this be a fine cast without a Speedy?

Stoneman: Tell me Speedy's name.

Jude Terror: Tomorrow.

Stoneman: ... Now, when the show comes on the air, I am gonna want to recognize China White. When I'm watching, I should look for who?

Jude Terror: Now, that's the first thing you've said right.


Jude Terror: Don't get excited. Take it easy.

Stoneman: I watch the show, whoever it is is playing China White, so someone else has to star in the scenes with her. Who does a scene with What, What does a scene with I Don't Know. I Don't Know Does a scene with Tomorrow. It's an ensemble cast!

Jude Terror: Yeah, could be.

Stoneman: Another guy joins the case as Doctor Light.

Jude Terror: Because.

Stoneman: Why? I don't know. And I don't care.

Jude Terror: What was that?

Stoneman: I said I DON'T CARE!

Jude Terror: Oh, he's paying Green Arrow.

Arrow premieres on October 10 on WB.

SDCC: Arrow Casting News - Hu's China White?

SDCC: Arrow Casting News - Hu's China White?

SDCC: Arrow Casting News - Hu's China White?

SDCC: Arrow Casting News - Hu's China White?

SDCC: Arrow Casting News - Hu's China White?

Written or Contributed by: Jude Terror


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