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Marvel Confirms It Hasn't Forgotten about New Nova

Written by ThanosCopter on Tuesday, July 17 2012 and posted in News with Benefits

Marvel Confirms It Hasn't Forgotten about New Nova

Marvel released a new Marvel Now teaser, showing off the new Nova.

Upsetting thousands of fans, Marvel released a new Marvel Now teaser, this time showcasing new Nova, Sam Alexander.  Alexander's appearance in the Marvel Universe has been a rather unpleasant one, and the character has been decried by many fans, despite the fact that we know next to nothing about him.  Many fans were hoping that the character's absence over the last few months was a sign that Marvel editorial had changed their mind and had decided to bring back Richard Rider, the original Nova, instead.

However, judging from his stern look, Black Nick Fury, or Blurry for short, makes it clear that Sam Alexander is the Nova fans will be reading about for the next six months.  Blurry, the avatar for Marvel editorial, doesn't care about your preferences or your feelings or even your well-being.  Instead, he's throwing files at you, and you're going to have to suck it up and deal with it.  

Check out the teaser below and see what you think.  We'd attach the press release text too, but Blurry doesn't have time to write up any fancy sentences.  Blurry's too busy throwing files at you to type up press releases. 


Marvel Confirms It Hasn't Forgotten about New Nova

Written or Contributed by: ThanosCopter


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