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Profile: Robert Morris

Written by Robert Morris on Saturday, July 30 2011 and posted in Staff
Robert Morris

Robert Morris

Owner and Head Monkey

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Forum Name: Lord Simian
Writer Of: Ask The Ape

About Robert Morris

Known all over the world as the Lord of the Monkeys, Robert Morris is the owner of the Outhouse. He bought it off of John Lewis Hawk, if we all agree that "took from him while in the grip of madness" counts as purchasing.

Since become the warden of this asylum, the Lord of the Monkeys has often asked himself... who puts an ape in charge of an asylum?

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About the Author - Robert Morris

Robert Morris has never met a monkey he didn't want to shake hands with.




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