Three new Dark Knight Rises posters hit the web today, and there is absolutely nothing funny about them whatsoever.
When Outhouse news reporter ThanosCopter contacted me this afternoon, I knew I was in for a handful of trouble. Three new posters for the upcoming Batman movie, The Dark Knight Rises (In theaters July 20th), hit the net today, and if there's one thing ThanosCopter loves, it's making fun of posters for The Dark Knight Rises, a serious no-no in the internet comics community. "It's not just the Dark Knight rising after looking at that Catwoman poster, the bat-logo is positioned very awkwardly on top of Bane's crotch, sadomasochistic sex manics in their freaky bondage gear appear to be being showered with..." Well, let's just say, he had a lot of jokes, the rascal.
Luckily, intrepid reporter Jude Terror, stalwart defender of straight, factual news, was unmoved by his comedic seduction, and is here to protect The Outhouse and its readers from such childish nonsense, now and in the future.
Here are the posters:
Written or Contributed by: Jude Terror