First Look at Avengers Academy #33 Reveals Real Reason Phoenix Came to Earth
- Written by Jude Terror on Wednesday, June 20 2012 and posted in News and Satire
...and that reason is apparently to showcase a lot of hot sexy teen girl on girl action!
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In Avengers Academy #33, Emma Frost, powered up by The Phoenix, heads to the Avengers Academy headquarters to destroy the friendly Sentinel they keep on campus. The ensuing battle gets sexy fast, as the robot and all male characters are quickly dispatched so that Emma, X-23, and Hazmat can engage in a battle of... ahem... epic proportions.
Watch X-23 show off her "O" face as the White Queen blocks a claw attack with her diamond boobs. Marvel at the spactacular powers of Hazmat, which involve extending her breast and buttocks strategically while wearing her spandex-tight radiation containment suit, which was obviously not built for containment of nipples. We're sure something to advance the Avengers vs. X-Men storyline occurs in this issue, but you may have to read it a few times before you notice.
The issue hits shops on July 18th, so make sure to budget yourself an hour or two of "quiet time" that day. Press release below:
Your First Look at AVENGERS ACADEMY #33 – An AVENGERS VS X-MEN Tie-In!
Marvel is pleased to present your first look at Avengers Academy #33, a tie in to the blockbuster event of the year – Avengers Vs. X-Men! A Phoenix-powered Emma Frost pays a visit to Avengers Academy with her sights set on the Sentinel that lives with them! Can the students of Avengers Academy team together to save it? Find out as writer Christos Gage and artist Timothy Green II bring you high stakes action in Avengers Academy #33, coming to comic shops everywhere this July.
AVENGERS ACADEMY #33 (MAY120650)
Written by CHRISTOS GAGE
Penciled by TIMOTHY GREEN II
Cover by GIUSEPPE CAMUNCOLI
FOC – 6/25/2012, On Sale – 7/18/2012
Source: Press Release
Written or Contributed by: Jude Terror
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