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SDCC: Desperate Browncoats Cling to Any Thread of Hope for Firefly Reunion

Written by Jude Terror on Saturday, July 14 2012 and posted in News with Benefits
SDCC: Desperate Browncoats Cling to Any Thread of Hope for Firefly Reunion

Kate Kotler of Bleeding Cool misunderstands snark at Firefly panel, advised to stay away from The Outhouse.

Source: Bleeding Cool

Browncoats, known sometimes as Firebronies, are dedicated fans of Firefly, a Joss Whedon TV show that lasted for one season ten years ago before being unceremoniously canned like a post-Friends Matthew Perry sitcom. So when Joss Whedon joked about a Firefly reboot at the Firefly Cancellation 9th Anniversary Panel at San Diego Comic Con, he clearly had forgotten who he was talking to.

Bleeding Cool, long a bastion for unbiased, quality journalism, initially ran an article correctly reporting Whedon's comments as a joke, before a retraction was published and a follow up report given, which said that Whedon was in fact serious.

Kate Kotler, long a lynchpin for controversy at Bleeding Cool, swore to the world that she had heard Whedon say that the reboot was on and would be broadcast by the Science Channel.  When asked if she had mistaken Whedon's joking comments as serious, she grew quite insistent that neither Whedon, nor any other industry professional, would never use snark to joke about news and that to do so would be irresponsible and possibly illegal, if her recollection of libel laws were correct.

In this excerpt from Kotler's report, witness a remarkable inability to comprehend joking and sarcasm usually reserved for Outhouse message board posters complaining about the writing of Jude Terror and ThanosCopter:

"The opening sequence [of the Firefly reboot] is a conversation between Wash and Book," said Whedon quite, quite seriously to the amazed Firefly cast and crew on the press panel with him Friday in San Diego.

"Have I never talked to you about this?" He asked Nathan Fillion, seated to his left.

When learning of the Browncoat reaction to the panel, Joss Whedon is reported to have said "Jesus Christ.  Are these morons really unable to separate reality from jokes?  Some people are really dumb." His shock indicates that he has not read the comments section of an Outhouse news report lately.

Actual brony and Rich Johnston's alleged boyfriend Brendan Connelly desperately attempted to save face for the beleaguered website, offering clear and irrefutable evidence that the reboot was unlikely and Whedon's comments a joke, including statements from Whedon later that day indicating he would not return to television, and reports from Whedonesque, a Whedon stalker website. Kotler, however, much like a wild animal that has gotten a taste of human blood and needs to be put down by animal control specialists, will never stop until she has proven that a Firefly reboot is in the works and will air on the Science Channel, whose budget for television production would be insufficient to produce even the single season that would be required before the show is canceled for low ratings again.

Whedon could not be reached for further comment, but we imagine that he feels similar to how the Outhouse staff feels after a thread complaining about snark in news articles hits 200 posts. Outhouse contributor and adamant, stalwart heterosexual The Nacireman recommends that, should Whedon try to make a snarky comment at a panel again, he should read Deadspin or SWRT for an example of how to succesfully deliver funny, intelligent snark to millions, or in the case of SWRT, dozens of readers.

Written or Contributed by: Jude Terror

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Jude Terror is the Webmaster Supreme of The Outhouse and a sarcastic ace reporter dedicated to delivering irreverent comics and entertainment news to The Outhouse's dozens of loyal readers. Driven by a quest for vengeance, Jude Terror taught himself to program and joined The Outhouse. He instantly began working toward his goal of forcing the internet comics community to take itself less seriously and failing miserably. A certified trash eater ruining the pristine field of comics journalism with his sarcasm and goofiness, Jude Terror is secretly friendly and congenial, so if you've got a complaint, why not just bring it up to him instead of subtweeting like a jackass, jackass? You can find him on Twitter or try your luck with an email, but keep in mind that he is notoriously unreliable and may not get back to you right away. Unless you want to send him free stuff, in which case he'll get back to you immediately.

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