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True Blood Renewed for Sixth Season

Written by Jude Terror and Frank Miller on Monday, July 02 2012 and posted in News with Benefits
True Blood Renewed for Sixth Season

Good newsfor fans of Alexander Skarsgård's sexy torso - True Blood has been renewed for a sixth season!

The sultry HBO drama depicts life in small town Bon Temps, Louisiana for Sookie Stackhouse, a slut, and the ragtag band of nymphomaniac vampires, werewolves, and bisexuals that she calls friends and lovers. The series recently added super-hot Christopher Meloni to the cast, marking a return to both HBO and, we hope, on-screen butt-sex for the Oz veteran.

No word yet on which stars have signed on for the sixth season, but we can probably expect most of the cast to return, or for the suicide rate of lonely housewives to rise dramatically.

True Blood Renewed for Sixth Season

Source: USA Today
Written or Contributed by: Jude Terror
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Jude Terror is the Webmaster Supreme of The Outhouse and a sarcastic ace reporter dedicated to delivering irreverent comics and entertainment news to The Outhouse's dozens of loyal readers. Driven by a quest for vengeance, Jude Terror taught himself to program and joined The Outhouse. He instantly began working toward his goal of forcing the internet comics community to take itself less seriously and failing miserably.  Ironically, our webmaster, whose website skills know no end, has very little understanding of social networks or how they work.  Regardless, you can find him on Twitter, Facebook, and Tumblr, but would probably have the most luck just emailing him.


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