Sunday, December 28, 2014 • Evening Edition • "For when life fails you."

Man in Coma

Tom J. Dennison of Newport News, Virginia was mowing his lawn on Sunday, August 27, 1999 when discarded refuse from an airplane flying overhead fell from the sky and landed on his head, putting him in a coma that he would not awake from until almost fourteen years later.
Man in Coma Since 90s Really Psyched for Dynamite's Chaos Comics Revival

Man in Coma Since 90s Really Psyched for Dynamite's Chaos Comics Revival

The idea of Evil Ernie, Chastity, and other 90s Chaos Comics relics reuniting for a blockbuster comics event is mind-blowing for the culturally lapsed man.

Man in Coma Since 1999 Excited XBox One Will Be Able To Play Compact Discs

Man in Coma Since 1999 Excited XBox One Will Be Able To Play Compact Discs

Ability to play CD's the deciding factor in one man's console choice.

Man in Coma Since 1999 Really Impressed With TMNT: Out of the Shadows Graphics

Man in Coma Since 1999 Really Impressed With TMNT: Out of the Shadows Graphics

For one man who missed the last 14 years of video game progress, the chunky graphics in the new Turtles game are mindblowing.

New Trailer For Machete Kills Unleashed Upon America.

New Trailer For Machete Kills Unleashed Upon America.

The new Machete Kills trailer features new footage of Machete's battle against Mel Gibson and his supersoldier army.

Man in Coma Since 1999 Excited for Skyrim Game Guide

Man in Coma Since 1999 Excited for Skyrim Game Guide

Huge game guide a lifesaver for man who has missed 14 years of internet development.

Man in Coma Since 1999 Shocked to Learn Sonic the Hedgehog Games Coming to Nintendo Platforms

Man in Coma Since 1999 Shocked to Learn Sonic the Hedgehog Games Coming to Nintendo Platforms

The fact that Sega lost the console wars comes as a shock to one man who's missed the last fourteen years of pop culture.

Man in Coma Since 1999 Shocked to See Iron Man 3 Dominate Box Office Charts

Man in Coma Since 1999 Shocked to See Iron Man 3 Dominate Box Office Charts

The success of Robert Downey Jr.'s Iron Man 3 came as a huge surprise to one man who missed out on last 14 years of pop culture.

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