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Nintendo

Nintendo - They make video games and hardware. They are actually the world's largest video game company by revenue.

'The Legend Of Zelda' Coming To Smartphones?

'The Legend Of Zelda' Coming To Smartphones?

According to The Wall Street Journal it is.

Humble Bazooka

Humble Bazooka

Nintendo comes out strong during their Direct Event!

Nintendo Discontinues the Nintendo Classic Due To Allergic Reaction to Money!

Nintendo Discontinues the Nintendo Classic Due To Allergic Reaction to Money!

The company revealed today that due to this sudden realization, that they've decided to discontinue the popular product due to a sudden allergic reaction of heaps of money coming their way.

ALL-NEW ALL-DIFFERENT SAY NO TO 5 DOLLAR COMICS NOW! – WEEK OF 04/12/2017

ALL-NEW ALL-DIFFERENT SAY NO TO 5 DOLLAR COMICS NOW! – WEEK OF 04/12/2017

Because if you're going to spend $10 in a comic shop, you might as well get more than one comic!

'Nintendo Switch' Presentation Reveals Launch Date, Price, & A Few Games

'Nintendo Switch' Presentation Reveals Launch Date, Price, & A Few Games

Nintendo hopes you will enJOY their new CONsole

The Area Has a Name: 'Super Nintendo World'

The Area Has a Name: 'Super Nintendo World'

They won't settle for Nintendoland in Japan…

Nintendo Reminds Us They Are Coming To Universal Theme Parks

Nintendo Reminds Us They Are Coming To Universal Theme Parks

Their (broad) vision for for the three parks.

Outhouse Holiday Wishlist 2016

Outhouse Holiday Wishlist 2016

It's time to prepare for the final holiday season. Ever. Of all time.

Nintendo Classic Causing Mass Hysteria of Overpaying for Product!

Nintendo Classic Causing Mass Hysteria of Overpaying for Product!

Did you get your Nintendo Classic today? No? Well I hope you have over $300 ready or want to drop over $900 for a system that has games that are over thirty years old.

Trailer for New Nintendo Console Shows Junkies in Grips of Hopeless Video Game Addiction

Trailer for New Nintendo Console Shows Junkies in Grips of Hopeless Video Game Addiction

The Nintendo Switch allows you to bring your video games with you anywhere... but as this trailer shows, that may not be a good thing.



Mystery Solved! The First Live-Action 'Pokémon' Film Will Be…

Mystery Solved! The First Live-Action 'Pokémon' Film Will Be…

… Oh come on, you'll have to click the headline to find out!



Looks Like There Might Be A Live-Action 'Pokémon' Movie

Looks Like There Might Be A Live-Action 'Pokémon' Movie

The movie studios have to win the Pokémon battle first though…

Outhouse Holiday Wishlist 2015

Outhouse Holiday Wishlist 2015

Get ready for the Blackest of Fridays. And then the rest of the holiday season.

Nintendo Reveals Their First Mobile App Collaboration With DeNA (Updated)

Nintendo Reveals Their First Mobile App Collaboration With DeNA (Updated)

Well… sort of… and yeah, it's delayed. Plus new Nintendo account & membership information.

Satoru Iwata. Nintendo CEO Passes Away at Age 55

Satoru Iwata. Nintendo CEO Passes Away at Age 55

The President and CEO of Nintendo has died from complications of a bile duct growth.

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