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Watching NFL Football Shockingly Easy This Weekend In Wake of Ray Rice Domestic Violence Scandal

Fans report finding it far less difficult than they expected to rationalize watching football this weekend.

New Evidence Reveals Identity of Jack the Ripper; It's Neil Gaiman!

The respected "writer of many things, one of which happens to be comics," was revealed to be the legendary nineteenth century murderer.

Queen Elizabeth II Gets a DC Comics Reboot on Canadian Money

The iconic monarch gets a new costume without her trademark red underpanties.

REPORT: Scoot McNairy to Play the Flash, Metallo AND Jimmy Olsen in Batman v. Superman

Why report on three rumors when you can mash them together into a super-rumor instead?

Sitcom Shocker: "Full House" Reboot to be Grim and Gritty

Warner Bros. is considering a reboot of the beloved TV show, but fans might be alarmed by the questionable creative team set to produce it.

RUMOR: Jeremy Renner to be Replaced by More Handsome Actor as Hawkeye in Avengers: Age of Ultron

Or at least, that's what this totally taken out of context picture leads us to believe.

Everybody at Archie Comics Suing Everybody Else

Every single employee at the comic book publisher has filed a lawsuit against every other employee.

Marvel Filling Office With Post-It Notes Reminding Selves Not to Have Milo Manara Draw Cover to Rumored New Jean Grey Book

The company is taking precautionary measures to avoid accidentally turning a rumored new book about the underage character into a softcore porn comic.

BREAKING: Moderately Known White Actor May Be Cast as Lead in Marvel Film

Already, people are praising Marvel for their bold decision.

DC Readers Outraged by Drastic Changes as Company Introduces New Power Girl

Lots of people are talking about the new Power Girl, but one specific physical characteristic is stirring up lots of outrage.

DC Announces Then Hastily Scraps December "Dick Pics" Variant Theme in Wake of Yale Stewart Scandal

The announcement couldn't have come at a worse time as the brewing scandal over Stewart's allegedly unsolicited explicit photographs exploded yesterday.

DC Comics Exec Hospitalized In Ice Bucket Challenge Gone Awry

DC Editor in Chief Bob Harras had to have an ice bucket pried off his head with the jaws of life after participating in the viral stunt.

Michael B. Jordan May Not Be Aware He's Black in Interview About Fantastic Four Movie

The Johnny Storm actor promises a fresh take on the character, but neglects to address the one issue that's been enraging "not-a-racist-buts" on the internet for months!

Is Michael Bay Making a Live Action My Little Pony Movie?!

We promise to answer that question in this very article with special guest, brony, and Michael Bay expert Ken Eppstein!

Outhouse Finds Six Guardians of the Galaxy Easter Eggs NO ONE ELSE HAS!!! (spoilers)

If you're reading other sites' Guardians of the Galaxy Easter egg articles, you're missing out on some of the most important ones!

DC Comics Apologizes for Toledo Water Crisis; 3D Variant Covers on Track for September Release

A lenticular chemical spill nearly wiped out a large portion of Ohio, but at least the 3D covers will be printed on time!

Report: Congressman Proposes New Anti-Spoiler Law After Staffer Inadvertently Spoils Movie

A congressman from Utah wants to make spoiling movies and television shows a federal crime.

Eric Stephenson Vows to Sacrifice Editor Live on Stage at Next Image Expo

In response to a social media discussion of Image's Comic Con "I is for Image" video, the controversial publisher refuses to back down.

SDCC: Marvel Studios Intern in Hot Water After Damaging Important Avengers 2 Prop

Without time to produce another, Marvel had to put Captain America's shield on display with a giant crack in it.