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Oopsy! Newsarama Accidentally Leaves Question About Sexual Harassment Out of In Depth Interview With DC Execs

Oopsy! Newsarama Accidentally Leaves Question About Sexual Harassment Out of In Depth Interview With DC Execs

A clerical error led to the important question not being included in the list sent to Dan Didio and Jim Lee.

The EXTREME Adventures of Rob Liefeld: Captain America Civil War Review

The EXTREME Adventures of Rob Liefeld: Captain America Civil War Review

In this inaugural column, superstar artist Rob Liefeld reviews the hit Marvel movie, Captain America: Civil War!

Geoff Johns Finally Addresses Elephant in Room at DC

Geoff Johns Finally Addresses Elephant in Room at DC

And top comics media sites are first on the scene to report.

REPORT: DC Interactive FCBD Map to Include Symbol to Warn of Alleged Sexual Harassers

REPORT: DC Interactive FCBD Map to Include Symbol to Warn of Alleged Sexual Harassers

Find out where to find comics such as SUICIDE SQUAD #1 FCBD SPECIAL EDITION and the all new DC SUPER HERO GIRLS #1 FCBD SPECIAL EDITION, and where to probably avoid.


Marvel Prepares Electro-Shock Machine for Thursday Fan Q&A With Clinton Proxy Nick Spencer

Marvel Prepares Electro-Shock Machine for Thursday Fan Q&A With Clinton Proxy Nick Spencer

Spencer will receive a high voltage shock whenever he tries to veer the conversation away from Captain America and into the democratic presidential primary.

Will This Month's Comic Bento Contain a Mint Copy of Amazing Fantasy #15? The Answer May Surprise You!

Will This Month's Comic Bento Contain a Mint Copy of Amazing Fantasy #15? The Answer May Surprise You!

One of comics most valuable prizes could be yours for just $17.50 if this rumor is true!

Overthought Bubble #22: Think-piece? No, Please.

Overthought Bubble #22: Think-piece? No, Please.

This week's column has a very special guest writer.

Outhouse Graciously Accepts 2016 Eisner Nomination

Outhouse Graciously Accepts 2016 Eisner Nomination

The 2016 nominations have been released, and we're sure we got one!

Terrible April Fools Prank Wreaks Havoc at Double Take Offices

Terrible April Fools Prank Wreaks Havoc at Double Take Offices

Things got out of control when Bill Jemas unleashed a zombie plague on the company for April Fools.

REPORT: Fan Petition Calls for Fans to Stop Making Fan Petitions

REPORT: Fan Petition Calls for Fans to Stop Making Fan Petitions

The petition has hundreds of thousands of signatures and has been featured on several serious comic book websites.

REPORT: Lack of Diversity in DC #Rebirth Announcements Direct Result of March Madness Tournament

REPORT: Lack of Diversity in DC #Rebirth Announcements Direct Result of March Madness Tournament

DC Rebirth: It's everything you love about New 52... minus Gail Simone.

Disney Corporation Censors State of Georgia Over Religious Freedom Bill

Disney Corporation Censors State of Georgia Over Religious Freedom Bill

Because as we all know, the free market is censorship if it's used to promote inclusivity.

C2E2: Mark Waid, Dan Slott Refusing to Let Anyone Leave Convention Until Everyone Admits Superman Doesn't Kill

C2E2: Mark Waid, Dan Slott Refusing to Let Anyone Leave Convention Until Everyone Admits Superman Doesn't Kill

Waid has been joined by Dan Slott in a barricade at the exits of C2E2 in an attempt to settle the Man of Steel argument once and for all.

HELP! I LOST MY PARENT AT C2E2; THEY'RE DRESSED AS A DEADPOOL

HELP! I LOST MY PARENT AT C2E2; THEY'RE DRESSED AS A DEADPOOL

Let's try another one, another one, anoth-

C2E2: Livid Mark Waid Turns All-New All-Different Avengers Panel Into

C2E2: Livid Mark Waid Turns All-New All-Different Avengers Panel Into "Superman Doesn't Kill" Tirade

Attendees to the Marvel panel got more than they expected when an angry Waid changed the subject at the last minute.

BREAKING: More Riots Break Out at Republican Candidate's Victory Rally

BREAKING: More Riots Break Out at Republican Candidate's Victory Rally

Everyone wanted to get their hands on Double Take's Genesis III Super Packs.

U-DECIDE-2: Trump, Sanders, and Jemas Win Big in Last Night's Primaries

U-DECIDE-2: Trump, Sanders, and Jemas Win Big in Last Night's Primaries

Double Take's Super Packs are one step closer to winning the Republican presidential nomination and control of The Outhouse.

REPORT: Marvel Seeking More Captain America Fill-In Writers as Spencer to Devote Even More Time to Clinton Campaign Tweets

REPORT: Marvel Seeking More Captain America Fill-In Writers as Spencer to Devote Even More Time to Clinton Campaign Tweets

The writer of three Marvel books has stopped eating, sleeping, and blinking as he dedicates literally all of his free time to Hillary Clinton tweets.

U-DECIDE-2: Americans Face Critical Day in Election as Double Take Third Issues Hit Stores

U-DECIDE-2: Americans Face Critical Day in Election as Double Take Third Issues Hit Stores

Will voters support Bill Jemas's beloved Super Packs, or will the forces of establishment politics win again? The only ones who can DECIDE are U!

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