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Comics Media Mourns Casting of Joseph Gordon-Levitt in Sandman Movie

It's the end of an era as reporters will need to find another actor to speculate about being cast in every single comic book movie ever.

Marvel Comics Next Big Announcement Announcement!

Marvel Entertainment and Axel Alonso are excited to tell us about telling us something!

Comics Sales Dip in November; Industry Panics

Sales in November were down 18% from the previous month and 1% from November of last year! AAIIIIEEEEE!

Image Beats Marvel and DC At Own Game, Produces Flying Variant Covers

Sex Criminals and Three will be the first titles to receive the treatment.

Pope Named Time's 2013 Person of the Year

The cartoonist was named Time's Person of the Year after releasing Battling Boy.

First Look: All-New X-Factor #1 (Unlettered)

If you thought burglars in cat-suits avoiding laser-beam security was the most played out thing ever, wait until you see who else is in this issue!

BREAKING NEWS: New Star Wars VII Poster

Ask me if I care if this turns out to be fake

Thousands Could Die at Marvel's Uncanny Avengers Press Conference

The seemingly innocent press conference could be an elaborate death trap planned by a vengeful Rick Remender.

Amazon Looking at Drones for Home Delivery

Unmanned drones more accurate than FedEx but they may blow up your house.

Marvel Exploring Genderbent Iceman to Capitalize on Frozen's Box Office Success

The real fruits of Disney's acquisition of Marvel may finally be starting to ripen.

DC Announces New Executive Talent Search Contest

The winner will be hired as the next bungling DC executive for a ridiculous salary and the opportunity to alienate fans and creators.

Doctor Who to Be Only Thing People Talk About By End of Week

Experts predict excitement for the 50th anniversary special of Doctor Who will lead to the British sci-fi show dominating all conversations by early friday morning.

Rumor: George Zimmerman Up for Hank Pym Role in Ant-Man Movie?

The gun-loving vigilante looks to be trying out for a role in Edgar Wright's upcoming Ant-Man film.

Blogger Confident Writing S.H.I.E.L.D. Ratings Article Before Ratings Released

After careful consideration, the blogger felt that writing an article about another ratings drop for Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. was 'low risk.'

Detroit Lions Defeated by Deadly Bee Weapon

In a devastating 37-27 loss, the Detroit Lions fell victim to an Amazon Attack.

Munchkinland Rejoices as Jason Aaron Leaves Wolverine and the X-Men

The diminutive residents of Oz rejoiced upon hearing that Aaron would be ending the gushing Wolverine love fest known as Wolverine and the X-Men

Friends of Image Comics Look to Stage Intervention

The comic book publisher is reportedly suffering from an addiction to releasing awesome new comics.