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Exclusive: Popular Actor in Talks for Key Role in Upcoming Superhero Movie

Studies show that 20% more unique hits are gained from articles with the word 'exclusive' in the headline.

Top Scientist Warns LaBeouf Plagiarism Could Threaten Universe

The beleaguered actor's plagiarism, if left unchecked, could threaten the very fabric of reality.

Negan Will Appear in The Walking Dead Show, Eventually

Kirkman reveals shocking news that future characters from the comic will appear in future seasons of the show.

Marvel Gets Away With Murder

The comic publisher shot a man in Times Square, and no one reacted negatively to it.

Charles Soule Storms Marvel Beaches, Prepares to Invade War Torn Industry

The comic writer is taking the beaches of the comic industry by storm.

Comics Media Mourns Casting of Joseph Gordon-Levitt in Sandman Movie

It's the end of an era as reporters will need to find another actor to speculate about being cast in every single comic book movie ever.

Marvel Comics Next Big Announcement Announcement!

Marvel Entertainment and Axel Alonso are excited to tell us about telling us something!

Comics Sales Dip in November; Industry Panics

Sales in November were down 18% from the previous month and 1% from November of last year! AAIIIIEEEEE!

Image Beats Marvel and DC At Own Game, Produces Flying Variant Covers

Sex Criminals and Three will be the first titles to receive the treatment.

Pope Named Time's 2013 Person of the Year

The cartoonist was named Time's Person of the Year after releasing Battling Boy.

First Look: All-New X-Factor #1 (Unlettered)

If you thought burglars in cat-suits avoiding laser-beam security was the most played out thing ever, wait until you see who else is in this issue!

BREAKING NEWS: New Star Wars VII Poster

Ask me if I care if this turns out to be fake

Thousands Could Die at Marvel's Uncanny Avengers Press Conference

The seemingly innocent press conference could be an elaborate death trap planned by a vengeful Rick Remender.

Amazon Looking at Drones for Home Delivery

Unmanned drones more accurate than FedEx but they may blow up your house.

Marvel Exploring Genderbent Iceman to Capitalize on Frozen's Box Office Success

The real fruits of Disney's acquisition of Marvel may finally be starting to ripen.

DC Announces New Executive Talent Search Contest

The winner will be hired as the next bungling DC executive for a ridiculous salary and the opportunity to alienate fans and creators.

Doctor Who to Be Only Thing People Talk About By End of Week

Experts predict excitement for the 50th anniversary special of Doctor Who will lead to the British sci-fi show dominating all conversations by early friday morning.

Rumor: George Zimmerman Up for Hank Pym Role in Ant-Man Movie?

The gun-loving vigilante looks to be trying out for a role in Edgar Wright's upcoming Ant-Man film.