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Detroit Lions Defeated by Deadly Bee Weapon

Detroit Lions Defeated by Deadly Bee Weapon

In a devastating 37-27 loss, the Detroit Lions fell victim to an Amazon Attack.


Munchkinland Rejoices as Jason Aaron Leaves Wolverine and the X-Men

Munchkinland Rejoices as Jason Aaron Leaves Wolverine and the X-Men

The diminutive residents of Oz rejoiced upon hearing that Aaron would be ending the gushing Wolverine love fest known as Wolverine and the X-Men

Friends of Image Comics Look to Stage Intervention

Friends of Image Comics Look to Stage Intervention

The comic book publisher is reportedly suffering from an addiction to releasing awesome new comics.

Honest Trailers Takes On 'Man of Steel'

Honest Trailers Takes On 'Man of Steel'

This has got to be the funniest damn thing I've seen this week.

Marvel Planning to Lower S.H.I.E.L.D. Quality to Increase Ratings

Marvel Planning to Lower S.H.I.E.L.D. Quality to Increase Ratings

Seeing that the increased quality of the show has brought falling ratings, Marvel hopes to reverse the process by making the show crappier.

Frankenvestigation: Who Pope Bless?

Frankenvestigation: Who Pope Bless?

Frank think this Pope seem like pretty good guy.

Top 25 Reasons Why the Sandman: Overture Delay Might Not Be DC's Fault

Top 25 Reasons Why the Sandman: Overture Delay Might Not Be DC's Fault

In which The Outhouse waits for more info before deciding whether to reset the counter.

Thor Beats Off Orson Scott Card

Thor Beats Off Orson Scott Card

...with a little help from Loki.

Exclusive: Marvel Planning Death of Watcher Event in 2014 and We Know Who Killed Him

Exclusive: Marvel Planning Death of Watcher Event in 2014 and We Know Who Killed Him

The Outhouse can exclusively reveal the name of the villain in Marvel's next big super-mega-crossover event: 'Who Watches the Neighborhood Watchmen?'

Rob Thomas Bringing iZombie to CW

Rob Thomas Bringing iZombie to CW

Apparently the singer is leaving behind his work with Matchbox 20 for the small screen.

Colbert Takes On The New Ms. Marvel

Colbert Takes On The New Ms. Marvel

And he made all the jokes we were afraid to make.

First Look at Victoria Hand Character in Agents of SHIELD

First Look at Victoria Hand Character in Agents of SHIELD

With an "exclusive" look at the script for the Bendis character's appearance.

Is Image Comics Getting Married?!

Is Image Comics Getting Married?!

The company sent out a teaser with the word INVITATION, so that's obviously what's going on.

So, You Say You Want A Revolution!

So, You Say You Want A Revolution!

"Remember, remember, the fifth of November….”

Marvel Heroes Investigate Bizarre Time Phenomenon

Marvel Heroes Investigate Bizarre Time Phenomenon

The addition of an extra hour to most clocks on Sunday morning may be an indicator that the timestream is irrevocably broken.

Man in Coma Since 1999 Excited XBox One Will Be Able To Play Compact Discs

Man in Coma Since 1999 Excited XBox One Will Be Able To Play Compact Discs

Ability to play CD's the deciding factor in one man's console choice.

Comics in Peril: Christmas Instills Horror on Last Night's Halloween

Comics in Peril: Christmas Instills Horror on Last Night's Halloween

This year the jealous, er joyous holiday had an astonishing 8% presence. By 2018 Halloween experts project the Christmas presence to be ubiquitous. Even more shocking, experts have also forecasted that by 2020 Halloween will no longer even exist.

Exclusive: Chris Samnee Too Fancy to Draw Digital Daredevil?

Exclusive: Chris Samnee Too Fancy to Draw Digital Daredevil?

As Mark Waid's Daredevil concludes with a digital story, fancy artist Chris Samnee is replaced by Peter Krause.

Marvel Creators and George R. R. Martin Accidentally Win 2013 World Series

Marvel Creators and George R. R. Martin Accidentally Win 2013 World Series

After being mistaken for the Boston Red Sox while on a creative retreat in Boston, the bearded creators pulled off the first World Series clincher in Boston since 1918.

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