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Top Scientists Worried Timestream Broken After Affleck Cast as Batman

The casting of Ben Affleck as Batman is so absurd, it has led some in the scientific community to theorize that we may be living an extremely distorted alternate reality.

Oh!Log 2

Jim Gramm is back with more commentary on commentary. Wait, what?

Misunderstanding May Ruin Phil Jimenez's Transformers: Dark Cybertron

Someone took the book's title a little too literally.

Alexander Skarsgard True Blood Season 7 Spoilers Reveal All Fanpeople Cut From Same Cloth

True Blood showrunner Brian Buckner speaks on the fate of Eric, provoking extreme nerd-rage from True Blood fans. SPOILERS!

Live Disneyland Thor Appearance Spells Doom for Husbands, Boyfriends

Disney says Thor will be making an appearance at Disneyland to promote Thor 2: The Dark World, but is the world ready to meet the god of thunder in person?

Cyber Force #6 Will Have Over One Billion Percent Price Increase

The formerly free book will cost $2.99. We're not saying that's a bad deal. We're just doing math.

Man of Steel Laser Disc Release Will Come With No Special Features

The special laser disc edition will also not come with a copy of the movie, packaging, or laser disc.

30% of DC 3D Covers to Actually Be Rick Rolls

Due to a shortage of 3D materials, some of the covers will actually be videos of Rick Astley singing "Never Gonna Give You Up."

The Sad Saga Continues: DC Cancels and Re-solicits 2nd Print 3D Cover Sets

Instead of December, the second printing of the 3D covers will come out in February, long since people will have stopped caring.

p(RU)views featuring WIFE: Iron Man #15

WIFE takes over this week as RU protests even recognizing that Marvel sent us a "First Look" at Iron Man #15.

Drama Alert: Tensions Flare Between CBR, Bleeding Cool Over CLiNT Cancelation

The end of the British comics magazine was announced on American website Comic Book Resources.

Marvel Residents Brace for Universe to Change Forever With Infinity #1

The weary fictional people who reside in Marvel's comic book universe have no choice but to begrudgingly accept their fate.

Reporter to Rig Results of Mind MGMT Contest

The reporter hopes to discourage anyone else from entering the contest so that he can keep the prize for himself.

Groot to be Retooled as Ex-Con Street Racer for Guardians of the Galaxy Movie

Instead of a talking tree, the character will be a bald, tattooed, street racing bandit.

Outhouse Scrambles to Keep Counter Running After Week of Record Stupidity

After a week of constant updates to the Has DC Done Something Stupid Today Counter, Outhouse staff are struggling to keep the counter in working order.

Friends Concerned for Betty After Sexy New Archie Variant Cover

The all ages comic book star poses in a very revealing outfit on the variant cover for Afterlife with Archie #1.

Scottish Actor Named as Next Star of British TV Show

The award winning actor will be the twelfth to play the lead role on the longtime British science fiction series.

Bat!@#$ Crazy Batman Casting Rumors - Brolin, Butler, Caviezel!

Rumor sites are churning out Superman vs. Batman casting rumors like nuts! Frank Miller! Josh Brolin! Gerard Butler! JGL in a fake beard!

Grant Morrison Stunned by Positive Reaction to Batman Inc. Finale

After stating in an interview that fans would hate the ending to the series, the creator was stunned that fans are enjoying the book.

Fox Spreads Computer Virus to Promote X-Men: Days of Future Past

We understand that Fox wants the movie to be successful, but cyber-terrorism is taking things too far.