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Exclusive: Unstoppable Cullen Bunn Clone Army Slowly Taking Over Entire Comic Book Industry

Exclusive: Unstoppable Cullen Bunn Clone Army Slowly Taking Over Entire Comic Book Industry

The announcement of a new Army of Darkness series reveals an evil plot to replace the industry, and eventually the human race, with Cullen Bunns.

Clickbait Top 5 List: What if All Comics Were Rub n' Sniff?

Clickbait Top 5 List: What if All Comics Were Rub n' Sniff?

The Outhouse looks at what some other comic books would smell like if they employed "scenticular" technology... and asks for your thoughts as well!

Bleeding Cool Fails to Respond to Declaration of War; Outhouse Accepts Unconditional Surrender

Bleeding Cool Fails to Respond to Declaration of War; Outhouse Accepts Unconditional Surrender

The Outhouse is now undefeated in international website warfare.

Bleeding Cool Claims Manara Variants Not Canceled but Delayed, Quotes Outhouse, Declares War

Bleeding Cool Claims Manara Variants Not Canceled but Delayed, Quotes Outhouse, Declares War

According to that scoundrel Rich Johnston, the covers have not been canceled, only delayed.


Watching NFL Football Shockingly Easy This Weekend In Wake of Ray Rice Domestic Violence Scandal

Watching NFL Football Shockingly Easy This Weekend In Wake of Ray Rice Domestic Violence Scandal

Fans report finding it far less difficult than they expected to rationalize watching football this weekend.


New Evidence Reveals Identity of Jack the Ripper; It's Neil Gaiman!

New Evidence Reveals Identity of Jack the Ripper; It's Neil Gaiman!

The respected "writer of many things, one of which happens to be comics," was revealed to be the legendary nineteenth century murderer.

Queen Elizabeth II Gets a DC Comics Reboot on Canadian Money

Queen Elizabeth II Gets a DC Comics Reboot on Canadian Money

The iconic monarch gets a new costume without her trademark red underpanties.

REPORT: Scoot McNairy to Play the Flash, Metallo AND Jimmy Olsen in Batman v. Superman

REPORT: Scoot McNairy to Play the Flash, Metallo AND Jimmy Olsen in Batman v. Superman

Why report on three rumors when you can mash them together into a super-rumor instead?

Sitcom Shocker:

Sitcom Shocker: "Full House" Reboot to be Grim and Gritty

Warner Bros. is considering a reboot of the beloved TV show, but fans might be alarmed by the questionable creative team set to produce it.

RUMOR: Jeremy Renner to be Replaced by More Handsome Actor as Hawkeye in Avengers: Age of Ultron

RUMOR: Jeremy Renner to be Replaced by More Handsome Actor as Hawkeye in Avengers: Age of Ultron

Or at least, that's what this totally taken out of context picture leads us to believe.

Everybody at Archie Comics Suing Everybody Else

Everybody at Archie Comics Suing Everybody Else

Every single employee at the comic book publisher has filed a lawsuit against every other employee.

Marvel Filling Office With Post-It Notes Reminding Selves Not to Have Milo Manara Draw Cover to Rumored New Jean Grey Book

Marvel Filling Office With Post-It Notes Reminding Selves Not to Have Milo Manara Draw Cover to Rumored New Jean Grey Book

The company is taking precautionary measures to avoid accidentally turning a rumored new book about the underage character into a softcore porn comic.

BREAKING: Moderately Known White Actor May Be Cast as Lead in Marvel Film

BREAKING: Moderately Known White Actor May Be Cast as Lead in Marvel Film

Already, people are praising Marvel for their bold decision.

DC Readers Outraged by Drastic Changes as Company Introduces New Power Girl

DC Readers Outraged by Drastic Changes as Company Introduces New Power Girl

Lots of people are talking about the new Power Girl, but one specific physical characteristic is stirring up lots of outrage.

DC Announces Then Hastily Scraps December

DC Announces Then Hastily Scraps December "Dick Pics" Variant Theme in Wake of Yale Stewart Scandal

The announcement couldn't have come at a worse time as the brewing scandal over Stewart's allegedly unsolicited explicit photographs exploded yesterday.

DC Comics Exec Hospitalized In Ice Bucket Challenge Gone Awry

DC Comics Exec Hospitalized In Ice Bucket Challenge Gone Awry

DC Editor in Chief Bob Harras had to have an ice bucket pried off his head with the jaws of life after participating in the viral stunt.

Michael B. Jordan May Not Be Aware He's Black in Interview About Fantastic Four Movie

Michael B. Jordan May Not Be Aware He's Black in Interview About Fantastic Four Movie

The Johnny Storm actor promises a fresh take on the character, but neglects to address the one issue that's been enraging "not-a-racist-buts" on the internet for months!

Is Michael Bay Making a Live Action My Little Pony Movie?!

Is Michael Bay Making a Live Action My Little Pony Movie?!

We promise to answer that question in this very article with special guest, brony, and Michael Bay expert Ken Eppstein!

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