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Top Five Suspects in Today's DDOS Attack on The Outhouse

Top Five Suspects in Today's DDOS Attack on The Outhouse

We just got back and we're already sowing the seeds of our next attack!

Advance Review: Star Wars #1 is The Best Comic I've Never Read

Advance Review: Star Wars #1 is The Best Comic I've Never Read

Marvel hasn't sent us a review copy of Star Wars #1, but that's not going to stop ol' Jude Terror from reviewing it!

Kill Your Idol: Assassination Classroom Vol. 1 Review

Kill Your Idol: Assassination Classroom Vol. 1 Review

These students are stuck with a world-destroying octopus monster for a teacher. Enough said.

Industry Shocker: Marvel to Eschew Vapid Gimmickry, Focus on Storytelling

Industry Shocker: Marvel to Eschew Vapid Gimmickry, Focus on Storytelling

At least, that's what we're guessing based on this latest teaser.


Toriyama's Return: Jaco the Galactic Patrolman Review

Toriyama's Return: Jaco the Galactic Patrolman Review

The creator of Dragon Ball Z brings us his first new serialized manga in more than ten years

RUMOR: The Cumberheir to Play Every Teen Comic Book Character in 15 Years

RUMOR: The Cumberheir to Play Every Teen Comic Book Character in 15 Years

The recently conceived child of Benedict Cumberbatch and Sophie Hunter is already making headlines.

US Presidential Candidate Mark Doyle Hosts Major Summit

US Presidential Candidate Mark Doyle Hosts Major Summit

The presidential candidate and DC editor will host a summit this week to discuss major issues.

North Korean Hackers Strike Again, Deface Bleeding Cool's Website

North Korean Hackers Strike Again, Deface Bleeding Cool's Website

The attack left the popular website's design completely decimated.

DC Editor Mark Doyle Launches Presidential Campaign, Promises a Batman for Every Fan

DC Editor Mark Doyle Launches Presidential Campaign, Promises a Batman for Every Fan

The editor also promised a Robin in every pot, and a Batmobile in every garage.

BREAKING: DC Unveils Radical New Costume Designs for Justice League

BREAKING: DC Unveils Radical New Costume Designs for Justice League

The publisher is going for a wildly different direction for their biggest team.

EXCLUSIVE: Latest Shocking Sony Hacker Leak Reveals Turmoil in Spider-Man Production

EXCLUSIVE: Latest Shocking Sony Hacker Leak Reveals Turmoil in Spider-Man Production

You won't believe what's going on behind the scenes with the people responsible for the Spider-Man franchise!

New EU VAT Law Threatens to Destroy European Comics Industry!!!

New EU VAT Law Threatens to Destroy European Comics Industry!!!

The Outhouse explains what this #VATMESS thing is all about.

Report: Axis #7 Retcon Was Last Minute Change, Original Script Was Actually Much Worse (SPOILERS)

Report: Axis #7 Retcon Was Last Minute Change, Original Script Was Actually Much Worse (SPOILERS)

You don't even want to know what Marvel originally had planned! (AXIS #7 SPOILERS INSIDE)

With Girl Present, First Day of Marvel Writers' Retreat Consists of Fourteen Hours of Awkward Silence

With Girl Present, First Day of Marvel Writers' Retreat Consists of Fourteen Hours of Awkward Silence

Congratulations to G. Willow Wilson on being the first woman writer invited to a Marvel Creative summit.

Internet Readying Rumor Mills

Internet Readying Rumor Mills

With Doctor Strange, Jessica Jones, Luke Cage, and the Suicide Squad cast, web reporters everywhere are preparing for a new round of baseless speculation.

DC Comics Comments on CM Punk Wedding Day Firing:

DC Comics Comments on CM Punk Wedding Day Firing: "Damn, That's Cold."

The company whose initials stand for Differences Creative is shocked to learn the details of Punk's departure from WWE.


MMMMMUUUUUUUURDER in the DC Offices!

MMMMMUUUUUUUURDER in the DC Offices!

A top DC executive admits to wanting to kill an employee over creative differences.

Late Show Makeup Department Very Worried About Upcoming Brian Bendis Appearance

Late Show Makeup Department Very Worried About Upcoming Brian Bendis Appearance

They're going to have to work overtime to handle this one.

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