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Marvel Heroes Investigate Bizarre Time Phenomenon

Marvel Heroes Investigate Bizarre Time Phenomenon

The addition of an extra hour to most clocks on Sunday morning may be an indicator that the timestream is irrevocably broken.

Man in Coma Since 1999 Excited XBox One Will Be Able To Play Compact Discs

Man in Coma Since 1999 Excited XBox One Will Be Able To Play Compact Discs

Ability to play CD's the deciding factor in one man's console choice.

Comics in Peril: Christmas Instills Horror on Last Night's Halloween

Comics in Peril: Christmas Instills Horror on Last Night's Halloween

This year the jealous, er joyous holiday had an astonishing 8% presence. By 2018 Halloween experts project the Christmas presence to be ubiquitous. Even more shocking, experts have also forecasted that by 2020 Halloween will no longer even exist.

Exclusive: Chris Samnee Too Fancy to Draw Digital Daredevil?

Exclusive: Chris Samnee Too Fancy to Draw Digital Daredevil?

As Mark Waid's Daredevil concludes with a digital story, fancy artist Chris Samnee is replaced by Peter Krause.

Marvel Creators and George R. R. Martin Accidentally Win 2013 World Series

Marvel Creators and George R. R. Martin Accidentally Win 2013 World Series

After being mistaken for the Boston Red Sox while on a creative retreat in Boston, the bearded creators pulled off the first World Series clincher in Boston since 1918.

Credits Snafu Fails to Rock X-Men: Battle of the Atom

Credits Snafu Fails to Rock X-Men: Battle of the Atom

Nobody is mad that X-Men: Battle of the Atom #2 has "The Great One" Brian Bendis on the cover despite being mostly written by Jason Aaron.

Kevin Federline Talks Future Marvel Projects

Kevin Federline Talks Future Marvel Projects

I was unaware that he was even still a person, but kudos to him for finding work

Fan Fic Writer Files Lawsuit Against Marvel Over Thor: The Dark World Plot

Fan Fic Writer Files Lawsuit Against Marvel Over Thor: The Dark World Plot

An online writer claims that Marvel used a significant portion of her fan fiction in the plot of Thor: The Dark World.

Last Chance for Mad Feels in Avengers Arena #18

Last Chance for Mad Feels in Avengers Arena #18

With the final issue of the wanton teenage death comic in stores in November, Tumblr bloggers and other overly-sensitive types scramble to get in their final emotional tirades.

Ender's Game Fans Excited to Indirectly Support Homophobia and Bigotry This Friday

Ender's Game Fans Excited to Indirectly Support Homophobia and Bigotry This Friday

Ender's Game hits theaters this week, and fans of the series of books by prominent bigot Orson Scott Card can't wait to downplay his anti-gay activism to justify supporting the movie.

Readers Shocked to Learn that Infinity Ending Will Change Marvel Universe Forever

Readers Shocked to Learn that Infinity Ending Will Change Marvel Universe Forever

Claims that the epic conclusion to Marvel's latest super-mega-crossover event will send shockwaves throughout the comic book industry sent shockwaves throughout the comic book industry.

Marvel Tests Child Labor Laws With Marvel Creativity Studio Stylus and App

Marvel Tests Child Labor Laws With Marvel Creativity Studio Stylus and App

The comic book publisher hopes to do away with expensive artist costs by having children draw comics for free.

Marvel Releases Increasingly Disturbing Series of All-New Marvel NOW Teasers

Marvel Releases Increasingly Disturbing Series of All-New Marvel NOW Teasers

Marvel's one-word teaser format takes a turn toward the macabre in the latest series of poorly photoshopped images.

'Hell No' - The Sensible Horror Film

'Hell No' - The Sensible Horror Film

How would you realistically react in horror movie situations?

Paul Rudd to Fight Joseph Gordon-Levitt to the Death Over Ant-Man Role

Paul Rudd to Fight Joseph Gordon-Levitt to the Death Over Ant-Man Role

The actors will reportedly battle until only one is left standing in order to play Ant-Man in the upcoming Edgar Wright film.

ABC Developing New Steampunk Series Starring Classic Comic Book Characters

ABC Developing New Steampunk Series Starring Classic Comic Book Characters

The series will be completely original and is not a ripoff of a concept from a comic book.

Top Five Reasons The Rumored DC 'Five Years Later' Event Will Be Totally Awesome

Top Five Reasons The Rumored DC 'Five Years Later' Event Will Be Totally Awesome

A recent rumor says next year's September gimmick from DC will be a "five years later" event and a weekly series, and The Outhouse tells you why that would, like, totally rule.

Missing Doctor Who Episodes Were In BBC's Pants Pocket All Along

Missing Doctor Who Episodes Were In BBC's Pants Pocket All Along

After months of speculation and thousands of hit-grabbing internet articles, it turns out that the lost episodes of Doctor Who were right in the front left pocket of the BBC's favorite jeans.

Man With New Superman License Plate Upset That DC Keeps Changing His Car

Man With New Superman License Plate Upset That DC Keeps Changing His Car

An Ohio man who was one of the first to obtain an official Superman license plate is already suffering from DC Comics' editorial interference.

80 Year Old Man Cautiously Optimistic for Dark Horse/Dynamite Crossover The Shadow vs. Grendel

80 Year Old Man Cautiously Optimistic for Dark Horse/Dynamite Crossover The Shadow vs. Grendel

The octogenarian is worried there are too many crossovers in comics, but it's Dark Horse and Dynamite, so it will probably be worth it.

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