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Dan Didio Ignores All Calls While Preparing for Fantasy Football Draft

The DC co-publisher has locked himself in the office while preparing for the draft.

DC Shocker: DC Fails to Credit Creators on Villains Month Covers

Alternate headline: DC Spares Creators Indignity of Being Associated with Villains Month

Mark Waid Continues Crusade to Destroy Print Comics

The digital comics mogul announces his plans to destroy print comics once and for all... from the inside!

Bleeding Cool Readers Pretend Not to Care About 50 Shades of Grey Casting News (Dakota Johnson)

Visitors to the comic book tabloid site feigned disinterest at the news that Johnson will play Anastasia Steele in the movie.

New 52 Anniversary Celebration Goes Awry During Blurred Lines Performance

An ill-advised duet between Dan Didio and Bob Harras provoked angry reactions from disgusted fans.

Two Years Of New 52: Trauma Still Too Much For Some Fans

In which The Outhouse follows up with fanboys whose lives were affected by The New 52.

New IDW Marketing Manager Excited to Shun Outhouse

Rosalind Morehead is looking forward to never responding to emails from The Outhouse and acting like we don't exist.

Spider-Man Musical Losing Money, No One Knows Why

And making a $75 million dollar broadway play about Spider-Man with music by Bono and the Edge that costs over a million dollars a week to run seemed like such a solid plan...

Man in Coma Since 1999 Really Impressed With TMNT: Out of the Shadows Graphics

For one man who missed the last 14 years of video game progress, the chunky graphics in the new Turtles game are mindblowing.

Vivid Releases Wolverine... Documentary?!

Wolverine XXX ditches the porn parody concept and is basically just a regular portrayal of Wolverine, just like in today's Marvel Comics.

Your First Look at the Stoat, Canada's Newest DC Hero

The Outhouse has received EXXXCLUSIVE information about the new character (read: we completely made this up).

Tree Falling in Forest Confirmed to Make More Noise Than New Spawn Movie News

If Todd McFarlane announces a new Spawn movie to begin filming next year, but nobody cares, will it make a sound?

Top Scientists Worried Timestream Broken After Affleck Cast as Batman

The casting of Ben Affleck as Batman is so absurd, it has led some in the scientific community to theorize that we may be living an extremely distorted alternate reality.

Oh!Log 2

Jim Gramm is back with more commentary on commentary. Wait, what?

Misunderstanding May Ruin Phil Jimenez's Transformers: Dark Cybertron

Someone took the book's title a little too literally.

Alexander Skarsgard True Blood Season 7 Spoilers Reveal All Fanpeople Cut From Same Cloth

True Blood showrunner Brian Buckner speaks on the fate of Eric, provoking extreme nerd-rage from True Blood fans. SPOILERS!

Live Disneyland Thor Appearance Spells Doom for Husbands, Boyfriends

Disney says Thor will be making an appearance at Disneyland to promote Thor 2: The Dark World, but is the world ready to meet the god of thunder in person?

Cyber Force #6 Will Have Over One Billion Percent Price Increase

The formerly free book will cost $2.99. We're not saying that's a bad deal. We're just doing math.

Man of Steel Laser Disc Release Will Come With No Special Features

The special laser disc edition will also not come with a copy of the movie, packaging, or laser disc.