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Bat!@#$ Crazy Batman Casting Rumors - Brolin, Butler, Caviezel!

Bat!@#$ Crazy Batman Casting Rumors - Brolin, Butler, Caviezel!

Rumor sites are churning out Superman vs. Batman casting rumors like nuts! Frank Miller! Josh Brolin! Gerard Butler! JGL in a fake beard!

Grant Morrison Stunned by Positive Reaction to Batman Inc. Finale

Grant Morrison Stunned by Positive Reaction to Batman Inc. Finale

After stating in an interview that fans would hate the ending to the series, the creator was stunned that fans are enjoying the book.

Fox Spreads Computer Virus to Promote X-Men: Days of Future Past

Fox Spreads Computer Virus to Promote X-Men: Days of Future Past

We understand that Fox wants the movie to be successful, but cyber-terrorism is taking things too far.

The Wolverine Box Office Threatens to Expose Comics Industry Secrets

The Wolverine Box Office Threatens to Expose Comics Industry Secrets

The movie took in $55 million dollars this weekend, causing some to ask whether people are getting sick of Wolverine.

Outhouse Announces Article About Article Announcing Debut of Future Thor Trailer

Outhouse Announces Article About Article Announcing Debut of Future Thor Trailer

The Outhouse will publish an article next week about today's article announcing the premiere of an advertisement in two weeks for a movie that comes out in November.

Virgin Disappointed by Quality Storytelling in Aspen's Fathom #1

Virgin Disappointed by Quality Storytelling in Aspen's Fathom #1

Expecting titillating cheesecake, the man was upset to find a compelling story and perfect jumping on point for new readers.

Marvel Congratulates Its Own Eisner Award Winners, Snubs Everyone Else

Marvel Congratulates Its Own Eisner Award Winners, Snubs Everyone Else

In a press release claiming to "congratulate Eisner Awards winners," Marvel really only named their own books.

SDCC: Disney and Marvel to Encourage Abstinence by Producing Angela Chastity Belts for Kids

SDCC: Disney and Marvel to Encourage Abstinence by Producing Angela Chastity Belts for Kids

Disney and Marvel will promote teen celibacy with oversized belts like Angela from Guardians of the Galaxy.

Comic Con Officially Opens With Rousing Commencement Speech

Comic Con Officially Opens With Rousing Commencement Speech

What, you thought that just because we've been publishing articles tagged SDCC for the past three days, the convention had started already?

SDCC: Dynamite Defies Industry Norms with All Female Written Red Sonja Book

SDCC: Dynamite Defies Industry Norms with All Female Written Red Sonja Book

Rest of industry shocked to learn that there can be more than three women writers in comics at one time.

SDCC: Dynamite Hires Known Necrophiliac to Star in Comic

SDCC: Dynamite Hires Known Necrophiliac to Star in Comic

Alice Cooper, who confessed to having sex with a dead body in 1975, has been hired to star in a new comic by Dynamite Entertainment.

Pacific Rim: At Least It's Not the Lone Ranger

Pacific Rim: At Least It's Not the Lone Ranger

Legendary Pictures executives try to look on the bright side following an underperforming opening for Pacific Rim.

Polyjuice Potion Real: J.K. Rowling becomes Robert Galbraith

Polyjuice Potion Real: J.K. Rowling becomes Robert Galbraith

J.K. Rowling secretly published a new book! (Updated)

Comic Industry Scrambles to Capitalize on Sharknado Craze

Comic Industry Scrambles to Capitalize on Sharknado Craze

Both Marvel and DC have hastily announced new Sharknado themed events.

Picky Fanboy Annoyed By First Look at Marvel's Agent Carter Short Film

Picky Fanboy Annoyed By First Look at Marvel's Agent Carter Short Film

Though most are excited to see Hayley Atwell reprise her role as Agent Peggy Carter, one fan has a serious complaint.


Andrew Garfield Asks Why Spider-Man Can't Be Gay, Dumbass Fan Responds

Andrew Garfield Asks Why Spider-Man Can't Be Gay, Dumbass Fan Responds

The fan attempts to explain exactly why Spider-Man can't be gay.

Orson Scott Card to Marry Man at Ender's Game Premiere?

Orson Scott Card to Marry Man at Ender's Game Premiere?

The increasingly desperate author is considering changing his sexuality to head off a boycott of the Ender's Game movie.

Man Almost Dies After Reading Bleeding Cool Report About Andrew Hope's Fantomex MAX

Man Almost Dies After Reading Bleeding Cool Report About Andrew Hope's Fantomex MAX

The man suffers from severe allergies to bragging, gloating, and "told-you-so-ing".

Zombie Authors Speak Out About Fox's LXG TV Adaptation

Zombie Authors Speak Out About Fox's LXG TV Adaptation

The creators of the classic characters used in Alan Moore's graphic novel have risen from the grave to speak out against Fox's TV adaptation of League of Extraordinary Gentlemen.

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