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Pacific Rim: At Least It's Not the Lone Ranger

Pacific Rim: At Least It's Not the Lone Ranger

Legendary Pictures executives try to look on the bright side following an underperforming opening for Pacific Rim.

Polyjuice Potion Real: J.K. Rowling becomes Robert Galbraith

Polyjuice Potion Real: J.K. Rowling becomes Robert Galbraith

J.K. Rowling secretly published a new book! (Updated)

Comic Industry Scrambles to Capitalize on Sharknado Craze

Comic Industry Scrambles to Capitalize on Sharknado Craze

Both Marvel and DC have hastily announced new Sharknado themed events.

Picky Fanboy Annoyed By First Look at Marvel's Agent Carter Short Film

Picky Fanboy Annoyed By First Look at Marvel's Agent Carter Short Film

Though most are excited to see Hayley Atwell reprise her role as Agent Peggy Carter, one fan has a serious complaint.


Andrew Garfield Asks Why Spider-Man Can't Be Gay, Dumbass Fan Responds

Andrew Garfield Asks Why Spider-Man Can't Be Gay, Dumbass Fan Responds

The fan attempts to explain exactly why Spider-Man can't be gay.

Orson Scott Card to Marry Man at Ender's Game Premiere?

Orson Scott Card to Marry Man at Ender's Game Premiere?

The increasingly desperate author is considering changing his sexuality to head off a boycott of the Ender's Game movie.

Man Almost Dies After Reading Bleeding Cool Report About Andrew Hope's Fantomex MAX

Man Almost Dies After Reading Bleeding Cool Report About Andrew Hope's Fantomex MAX

The man suffers from severe allergies to bragging, gloating, and "told-you-so-ing".

Zombie Authors Speak Out About Fox's LXG TV Adaptation

Zombie Authors Speak Out About Fox's LXG TV Adaptation

The creators of the classic characters used in Alan Moore's graphic novel have risen from the grave to speak out against Fox's TV adaptation of League of Extraordinary Gentlemen.

Legendary Pictures CEO Arrested for Vandalism

Legendary Pictures CEO Arrested for Vandalism

Legendary founder and CEO Thomas Tull was arrested and charged with vandalism for defacing a San Diego warehouse with graffiti.

Marvel Launches New Weekly Wolverine Comic

Marvel Launches New Weekly Wolverine Comic

Wolverine: Japan's Most Wanted, a 13 part, weekly Infinite Comic, launches today.

Infinity in Trouble After Marvel Blows Entire Budget on Trailer

Infinity in Trouble After Marvel Blows Entire Budget on Trailer

The comic book publisher may face bankruptcy after producing an extravagent trailer for the blockbuster event comic, Infinity.

80 Year Old Man Upset to Learn Lone Ranger is John Carter Sized Bomb

80 Year Old Man Upset to Learn Lone Ranger is John Carter Sized Bomb

The Octogenarian was really looking forward to the movie based on the old timey radio show from the 1930s.

Top Five Most Patriotic Captain America Moments

Top Five Most Patriotic Captain America Moments

In honor of the 4th of July, The Outhouse presents the top five most patriotic Captain America moments! Enjoy!

Exclusive Interview: Aronofsky Talks Noah, Image, and Digital Comics

Exclusive Interview: Aronofsky Talks Noah, Image, and Digital Comics

The Outhouse sits down with Mr. Aronofsky for an interview about the upcoming Image Comics titles.

Man Becomes Destitute After Using Comixology's New Subscription Feature

Man Becomes Destitute After Using Comixology's New Subscription Feature

The innovative new digital comics subscription service combined with Marvel's penchant for double shipping titles drives one man deeply into debt and poverty.

Elderly Fans Annoyed by New Sinestro Corps Ongoing Series

Elderly Fans Annoyed by New Sinestro Corps Ongoing Series

The series will be the sixth ongoing Green Lantern family title published by DC Comics, angering fans who grew up in the distant 1990s.

Supreme Court Rules Against DOOM!!!

Supreme Court Rules Against DOOM!!!

In an historic ruling, the SCOTUS struck down the Latverian dictator and Marvel supervillain as unconstitutional.

ComiXology Planning Own Super-Mega-Crossover Event

ComiXology Planning Own Super-Mega-Crossover Event

The digital comics app wants in on some of that sweet, sweet event action!

Stupid Dogs Don't Know How to Wear Superhero T-Shirts

Stupid Dogs Don't Know How to Wear Superhero T-Shirts

Dogs pictured in promotional photographs for PetSmart wear Marvel and DC comics t-shirts backwards.

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