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Stupid Dogs Don't Know How to Wear Superhero T-Shirts

Dogs pictured in promotional photographs for PetSmart wear Marvel and DC comics t-shirts backwards.

More Doom for DC Comics as Robinov Departs Warner?

How might things at DC change with the departure of the Warner Bros. executive who restructured the company as DC Entertainment?

80 Year Old Man Extremely Excited for Two Recently Announced Dynamite Crossovers

The octogenarian nearly spit out his mouthful of Moxie Cola he was drinking when he heard the news.

Marvel Universe Changed Forever One Day Early as Age of Ultron Ending Leaks

Thanks to a leaked copy of Age of Ultron #10, the Marvel Universe was forced to change forever earlier than expected due to the earth-shattering consequences of the super-mega-crossover event.

Marvel Teases Next Blockbuster Event: Crisis of Infinite Wolverines

In the latest teaser for the final issue of Age of Ultron, Marvel Comics hints at the next big super-mega-crossover event.

Alan Moore Denounces Contributors to Own Kickstarter

After launching a Kickstarter to fund the short film His Heavy Heart, notable comics recluse Alan Moore immediately began berating its contributors for being corporate sellouts.

Man of Steel is Man of $$$$

Man of Steel made $125 million at the box office this weekend, shocking everyone at DC Comics.

Top Twenty Predictions for Age of Ultron's Shocking Ending

The final issue of Age of Ultron will be in stores next week, and The Outhouse tries to guess how the monumental series will end.

Valiant Teams with Panini for Delicious Foreign Language Editions

The Flying V teams with the world's foremost toasted sandwich to release Valiant comics in Europe in French and Italian.

Fanboys Declare Sexism Over as All-Female X-Men #1 Tops Sales Charts

With the release of Diamond's May sales statistics, fanboys applaud the end of sexism in comics.

Pot Smokers Drive Denver Comic Con Attendance to New Records

The comic convention more than doubled its attendance this year with over 60,000 attendees.

Bleeding Cool Sells Out

Joining the ranks of Metallica and President Obama, Bleeding Cool sells out to the man and gets an exclusive Superman Unchained cover.

Frankenstein Movie Release Date Proof of Institutionalized Monsterism

Fox Frankenstein movie will hit theaters in October, 2014, because all monster movies have to come out near Halloween, right?

DC Shocker: Masters of the Universe: Origin of Hordak Preview Relegated to B-List Exclusive

Instead of being sent to top tier corporate butt kissing sites like CBR or USA Today, the exclusive preview of Origin of Hordak went to mildly less glamorous MTV Geek.

Bleeding Cool Was Right (Technically Speaking) (SPOILERS)

Bleeding Cool was right about a rumor, and this time, THE OUTHOUSE is the first to brag about it! Take that, Rich! (SPOILERS for AoU #9)

DC Hires Chris Brown As Fill-In Artist For Batgirl

Abandoning all pretenses, DC embraces its misogyny in a daring new marketing strategy.

Del Toro to Play Collector in Guardians Movie?

A new rumor claims that Benicio Del Toro will play The Collector in the upcoming Guardians of the Galaxy movie.

EXCLUSIVE: Outhouse Obtains Next Set of Photoshopped Batman Covers from DC

In the scoop of the week, The Outhouse will exclusively reveal the next nine lazily photoshopped Batman Villains Month covers!!!

Man in Coma Since 1999 Excited for Skyrim Game Guide

Huge game guide a lifesaver for man who has missed 14 years of internet development.

2D People of Flatland Outraged by 3D Motion Covers

The denizens of a fictional, two dimensional universe are confused and angered by the 3D motion covers DC is producing for villains month.