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Fanboys Declare Sexism Over as All-Female X-Men #1 Tops Sales Charts

Fanboys Declare Sexism Over as All-Female X-Men #1 Tops Sales Charts

With the release of Diamond's May sales statistics, fanboys applaud the end of sexism in comics.

Pot Smokers Drive Denver Comic Con Attendance to New Records

Pot Smokers Drive Denver Comic Con Attendance to New Records

The comic convention more than doubled its attendance this year with over 60,000 attendees.

Bleeding Cool Sells Out

Bleeding Cool Sells Out

Joining the ranks of Metallica and President Obama, Bleeding Cool sells out to the man and gets an exclusive Superman Unchained cover.

Frankenstein Movie Release Date Proof of Institutionalized Monsterism

Frankenstein Movie Release Date Proof of Institutionalized Monsterism

Fox Frankenstein movie will hit theaters in October, 2014, because all monster movies have to come out near Halloween, right?

DC Shocker: Masters of the Universe: Origin of Hordak Preview Relegated to B-List Exclusive

DC Shocker: Masters of the Universe: Origin of Hordak Preview Relegated to B-List Exclusive

Instead of being sent to top tier corporate butt kissing sites like CBR or USA Today, the exclusive preview of Origin of Hordak went to mildly less glamorous MTV Geek.

Bleeding Cool Was Right (Technically Speaking) (SPOILERS)

Bleeding Cool Was Right (Technically Speaking) (SPOILERS)

Bleeding Cool was right about a rumor, and this time, THE OUTHOUSE is the first to brag about it! Take that, Rich! (SPOILERS for AoU #9)

 DC Hires Chris Brown As Fill-In Artist For Batgirl

DC Hires Chris Brown As Fill-In Artist For Batgirl

Abandoning all pretenses, DC embraces its misogyny in a daring new marketing strategy.

Del Toro to Play Collector in Guardians Movie?

Del Toro to Play Collector in Guardians Movie?

A new rumor claims that Benicio Del Toro will play The Collector in the upcoming Guardians of the Galaxy movie.

EXCLUSIVE: Outhouse Obtains Next Set of Photoshopped Batman Covers from DC

EXCLUSIVE: Outhouse Obtains Next Set of Photoshopped Batman Covers from DC

In the scoop of the week, The Outhouse will exclusively reveal the next nine lazily photoshopped Batman Villains Month covers!!!

Man in Coma Since 1999 Excited for Skyrim Game Guide

Man in Coma Since 1999 Excited for Skyrim Game Guide

Huge game guide a lifesaver for man who has missed 14 years of internet development.

2D People of Flatland Outraged by 3D Motion Covers

2D People of Flatland Outraged by 3D Motion Covers

The denizens of a fictional, two dimensional universe are confused and angered by the 3D motion covers DC is producing for villains month.

Ghouls Scramble to Get Hands on Heath Ledger Joker Diary

Ghouls Scramble to Get Hands on Heath Ledger Joker Diary

After glimpses of the elusive diary surfaced in a German documentary, ghoulish people immediately began falling all over themselves to read it.

Marvel.com Reboot Ruins Lives of Fans

Marvel.com Reboot Ruins Lives of Fans

The comics publisher revamped its website on Friday, to the horror of continuity obsessed fanboys.

Hipsters Jockey for Position as Matt Kindt Sells Out

Hipsters Jockey for Position as Matt Kindt Sells Out

Hipsters scramble to justify their love of Kindt in the wake of this startling announcement from Dark Horse.

Pirates 5 Gets Directors; Bloggers Struggle to Type Their Names

Pirates 5 Gets Directors; Bloggers Struggle to Type Their Names

Joachim Rønning and Espen Sandberg will direct Pirates of the Caribbean 5 for Disney, causing lots of griping amongst people who don't know how to type "Rønning."

Racist Car Aficionados Torn Over Transformers 4 Bumblebee Revamp

Racist Car Aficionados Torn Over Transformers 4 Bumblebee Revamp

They appreciate that the Transformer has been reimagined as a 1967 Camaro SS, but not his new black paint job.

Booster Gold TV Show Moves One Step Closer to Cancellation

Booster Gold TV Show Moves One Step Closer to Cancellation

The script is reportedly being sent to the SyFy network to produce a pilot next week.

DC Comics Addresses JLA #4 Controversy [SPOILERS]

DC Comics Addresses JLA #4 Controversy [SPOILERS]

In a recent blog post, DC Comics has responded to the criticism of the the events in Justice League of America #4.

Huge Shake-Ups Rock DC Comics

Huge Shake-Ups Rock DC Comics

The company published a Top Six Superman Stories article on their website, instead of a top 5.2.

Lee to Blame for Batman/Superman #1 Delay

Lee to Blame for Batman/Superman #1 Delay

The Outhouse admonishes the artist for probably causing a three week delay on Batman/Superman #1.

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