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Del Toro to Play Collector in Guardians Movie?

A new rumor claims that Benicio Del Toro will play The Collector in the upcoming Guardians of the Galaxy movie.

EXCLUSIVE: Outhouse Obtains Next Set of Photoshopped Batman Covers from DC

In the scoop of the week, The Outhouse will exclusively reveal the next nine lazily photoshopped Batman Villains Month covers!!!

Man in Coma Since 1999 Excited for Skyrim Game Guide

Huge game guide a lifesaver for man who has missed 14 years of internet development.

2D People of Flatland Outraged by 3D Motion Covers

The denizens of a fictional, two dimensional universe are confused and angered by the 3D motion covers DC is producing for villains month.

Ghouls Scramble to Get Hands on Heath Ledger Joker Diary

After glimpses of the elusive diary surfaced in a German documentary, ghoulish people immediately began falling all over themselves to read it.

Marvel.com Reboot Ruins Lives of Fans

The comics publisher revamped its website on Friday, to the horror of continuity obsessed fanboys.

Hipsters Jockey for Position as Matt Kindt Sells Out

Hipsters scramble to justify their love of Kindt in the wake of this startling announcement from Dark Horse.

Pirates 5 Gets Directors; Bloggers Struggle to Type Their Names

Joachim Rønning and Espen Sandberg will direct Pirates of the Caribbean 5 for Disney, causing lots of griping amongst people who don't know how to type "Rønning."

Racist Car Aficionados Torn Over Transformers 4 Bumblebee Revamp

They appreciate that the Transformer has been reimagined as a 1967 Camaro SS, but not his new black paint job.

Booster Gold TV Show Moves One Step Closer to Cancellation

The script is reportedly being sent to the SyFy network to produce a pilot next week.

DC Comics Addresses JLA #4 Controversy [SPOILERS]

In a recent blog post, DC Comics has responded to the criticism of the the events in Justice League of America #4.

Huge Shake-Ups Rock DC Comics

The company published a Top Six Superman Stories article on their website, instead of a top 5.2.

Lee to Blame for Batman/Superman #1 Delay

The Outhouse admonishes the artist for probably causing a three week delay on Batman/Superman #1.

Forever Evil: DC Comics Trademarks Corporate Management Style

DC Comics has registered the trademark for "Forever Evil," solidifying their plans to continue to manage their business villanously.

Shuster Estate To Appeal Superman Ruling? Plus: Adorable Cat Photos!

The Outhouse provides what is, perhaps, the most thorough analysis of this important and long-running legal dispute that has ever been published.

Kirby's Grandson Kickstarts Photo Book, Lawsuit from Marvel Imminent

Marvel would really prefer if people think of them as Stan Lee's photos.

Ronan the Accuser to Be Big Bad in Guardians of the Galaxy?

Is Ronan the as yet unannounced villain Lee Pace will be playing? El Presidente says: "si!"

News of the World: Peter Dinklage Will Rock You in X-Men Set Pic

It's a Kind of Magic as Dinklage looks to be ready for a Night at the Opera in this photo from the set of X-Men: Days of Future Past.

Abrams Seeks Tiny Nippled Tudors Star for Star Wars Episode 7?

Rumor has it Jonathan Rhys Meyers is in talks to play an unknown character in Disney's Star Wars Episode 7.

Man in Coma Since 1999 Shocked to Learn Sonic the Hedgehog Games Coming to Nintendo Platforms

The fact that Sega lost the console wars comes as a shock to one man who's missed the last fourteen years of pop culture.