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Shane Black to Commit Career Suicide, Direct Doc Savage Movie

Black is taking the Frank Miller fast track to failure.

Mutant Activist Groups Battle Over 2nd Amendment Rights

There is some confusion as to which definition of “bear” the founding fathers meant.

Man in Coma Since 1999 Shocked to See Iron Man 3 Dominate Box Office Charts

The success of Robert Downey Jr.'s Iron Man 3 came as a huge surprise to one man who missed out on last 14 years of pop culture.

North Korea Convinced Genosha Exists And That Marvel Is Lying To Them

After South Korea extracted all of its citizens from a North Korean factory, the isolated country turns to the fictional country of Genosha and their mutate slaves.

Disney: "Rehab Is For Quitters"

It’s good to see Disney attacking some serious issues for a change.

Surviving The Boston Comic Con, According To CNN And The New York Post

In an effort to draw attention away from the completely unfair misrepresentations of their totally not race baiting, fear mongering, unethical, irresponsible, and dangerous reporting on the Boston...

Patton Oswalt Pitches his Version of Star Wars Episode VII

The comedian delivers quite possibly what fans really want to see in Star Wars: Episode VII.

Sequester Update: US To Shut Down Sentinel Program Due To Budget Costs

Project: Wideawake has fallen victim to federal budget cuts and has been forced to postpone all research and development indefinitely.

Two Generations Of British Writers Line-Up To Apologize To Margaret Thatcher’s Corpse

No one wants to be the last to say, "I’m sorry" for fear of being rounded up.

Tennessee Legislators Move To Kill Voucher Bill To Avoid Funds Going To Mutant School

At least they are not establishing a State Religion like North Carolina, cause that always ends well.

Crowdfunded Young Justice & Green Lantern: The Animated Series Projects Canceled

Smgo.TV announced that the crowd-funded attempts to resurrect both shows have been canceled.

FOX To Sue CBS Over Under The Dome / The Simpsons Movie Similarities

"Wait... isn't "Under the Dome" the same plot as the Simpsons movie?" ~John Layman

The Outhouse Joins The White Knights: SPOILERS For The Walking Dead Season Finale

After years of fighting it, The Outhouse has been absorbed by the feels of the internets

Pope Francis to Skip Easter Mass, Watch Walking Dead and Game of Thrones Instead

The new pontiff is considering pushing the sacred holiday back to "after sweeps."

DC Hires Tyler Perry To Pen New Green Lantern Book

Has anyone ever met anyone who liked Tyler Perry?

Dan Didio Ignores All Calls While Filling Out Bracket

The DC co-publisher has locked himself in the office while filling out his bracket.

Teen Titans Go! Promo

The promo for Teen Titans Go is here! As a wise man once said, "Sometimes, dead is better."

DC Offices Host Wild Shindig After Young Justice Finale (SPOILERS)

Though geeks everywhere are in great mourning over the demise of their favorite animated show, the atmosphere at the DC Offices was downright jovial.

Frank Commentary: Living Humans Also Deserve Chance To Use Own Body Parts

Frank have come to believe that if living human want to make commitment to body, government should not allow monsters to rip parts off for personal gain.

IDW’s My Little Ponies Take Dump On DC’s Lawn

The prank, although premature, further highlights the depths to which DC has fallen.