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Hipsters Jockey for Position as Matt Kindt Sells Out

Hipsters Jockey for Position as Matt Kindt Sells Out

Hipsters scramble to justify their love of Kindt in the wake of this startling announcement from Dark Horse.

Pirates 5 Gets Directors; Bloggers Struggle to Type Their Names

Pirates 5 Gets Directors; Bloggers Struggle to Type Their Names

Joachim Rønning and Espen Sandberg will direct Pirates of the Caribbean 5 for Disney, causing lots of griping amongst people who don't know how to type "Rønning."

Racist Car Aficionados Torn Over Transformers 4 Bumblebee Revamp

Racist Car Aficionados Torn Over Transformers 4 Bumblebee Revamp

They appreciate that the Transformer has been reimagined as a 1967 Camaro SS, but not his new black paint job.

Booster Gold TV Show Moves One Step Closer to Cancellation

Booster Gold TV Show Moves One Step Closer to Cancellation

The script is reportedly being sent to the SyFy network to produce a pilot next week.

DC Comics Addresses JLA #4 Controversy [SPOILERS]

DC Comics Addresses JLA #4 Controversy [SPOILERS]

In a recent blog post, DC Comics has responded to the criticism of the the events in Justice League of America #4.

Huge Shake-Ups Rock DC Comics

Huge Shake-Ups Rock DC Comics

The company published a Top Six Superman Stories article on their website, instead of a top 5.2.

Lee to Blame for Batman/Superman #1 Delay

Lee to Blame for Batman/Superman #1 Delay

The Outhouse admonishes the artist for probably causing a three week delay on Batman/Superman #1.

Forever Evil: DC Comics Trademarks Corporate Management Style

Forever Evil: DC Comics Trademarks Corporate Management Style

DC Comics has registered the trademark for "Forever Evil," solidifying their plans to continue to manage their business villanously.

Shuster Estate To Appeal Superman Ruling? Plus: Adorable Cat Photos!

Shuster Estate To Appeal Superman Ruling? Plus: Adorable Cat Photos!

The Outhouse provides what is, perhaps, the most thorough analysis of this important and long-running legal dispute that has ever been published.

Kirby's Grandson Kickstarts Photo Book, Lawsuit from Marvel Imminent

Kirby's Grandson Kickstarts Photo Book, Lawsuit from Marvel Imminent

Marvel would really prefer if people think of them as Stan Lee's photos.

Ronan the Accuser to Be Big Bad in Guardians of the Galaxy?

Ronan the Accuser to Be Big Bad in Guardians of the Galaxy?

Is Ronan the as yet unannounced villain Lee Pace will be playing? El Presidente says: "si!"

News of the World: Peter Dinklage Will Rock You in X-Men Set Pic

News of the World: Peter Dinklage Will Rock You in X-Men Set Pic

It's a Kind of Magic as Dinklage looks to be ready for a Night at the Opera in this photo from the set of X-Men: Days of Future Past.

Abrams Seeks Tiny Nippled Tudors Star for Star Wars Episode 7?

Abrams Seeks Tiny Nippled Tudors Star for Star Wars Episode 7?

Rumor has it Jonathan Rhys Meyers is in talks to play an unknown character in Disney's Star Wars Episode 7.

Man in Coma Since 1999 Shocked to Learn Sonic the Hedgehog Games Coming to Nintendo Platforms

Man in Coma Since 1999 Shocked to Learn Sonic the Hedgehog Games Coming to Nintendo Platforms

The fact that Sega lost the console wars comes as a shock to one man who's missed the last fourteen years of pop culture.

Marvel Reveals Guardians of the Galaxy #5 Angela Cover, Anticipates Sales Boost

Marvel Reveals Guardians of the Galaxy #5 Angela Cover, Anticipates Sales Boost

Marvel is counting on at least one additional person buying a copy of Guardians of the Galaxy #5.

P*ssed Off Black Man Wonders Why Everyone Thinks J. August Richards Will Play Black Character in S.H.I.E.L.D.

P*ssed Off Black Man Wonders Why Everyone Thinks J. August Richards Will Play Black Character in S.H.I.E.L.D.

One man has a problem with all the speculation over who actor J. August Richards will play in Marvel: Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D.

Millar And Quitely's Jupiter's Legacy Kicks off Lawsuit Apocalypse

Millar And Quitely's Jupiter's Legacy Kicks off Lawsuit Apocalypse

Kevin Bacon just announced a suit filed against the Outhouse for making a parody of “6 Degrees”

Asylum Rekindles East Coast/West Coast Feud With 'Pacific Rim' Knockoff 'Atlantic Rim'

Asylum Rekindles East Coast/West Coast Feud With 'Pacific Rim' Knockoff 'Atlantic Rim'

Asylum, the studio behind such hits as Transmorphers, is putting the finishing touches on their next mockbuster: Atlantic Rim.

Detroit actually DID IT: Robocop Statue Made

Detroit actually DID IT: Robocop Statue Made

The Buddies beware! Robocop is actually getting honored by the city of Detroit with a huge freaking statue.


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