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Forever Evil: DC Comics Trademarks Corporate Management Style

Forever Evil: DC Comics Trademarks Corporate Management Style

DC Comics has registered the trademark for "Forever Evil," solidifying their plans to continue to manage their business villanously.

Shuster Estate To Appeal Superman Ruling? Plus: Adorable Cat Photos!

Shuster Estate To Appeal Superman Ruling? Plus: Adorable Cat Photos!

The Outhouse provides what is, perhaps, the most thorough analysis of this important and long-running legal dispute that has ever been published.

Kirby's Grandson Kickstarts Photo Book, Lawsuit from Marvel Imminent

Kirby's Grandson Kickstarts Photo Book, Lawsuit from Marvel Imminent

Marvel would really prefer if people think of them as Stan Lee's photos.

Ronan the Accuser to Be Big Bad in Guardians of the Galaxy?

Ronan the Accuser to Be Big Bad in Guardians of the Galaxy?

Is Ronan the as yet unannounced villain Lee Pace will be playing? El Presidente says: "si!"

News of the World: Peter Dinklage Will Rock You in X-Men Set Pic

News of the World: Peter Dinklage Will Rock You in X-Men Set Pic

It's a Kind of Magic as Dinklage looks to be ready for a Night at the Opera in this photo from the set of X-Men: Days of Future Past.

Abrams Seeks Tiny Nippled Tudors Star for Star Wars Episode 7?

Abrams Seeks Tiny Nippled Tudors Star for Star Wars Episode 7?

Rumor has it Jonathan Rhys Meyers is in talks to play an unknown character in Disney's Star Wars Episode 7.

Man in Coma Since 1999 Shocked to Learn Sonic the Hedgehog Games Coming to Nintendo Platforms

Man in Coma Since 1999 Shocked to Learn Sonic the Hedgehog Games Coming to Nintendo Platforms

The fact that Sega lost the console wars comes as a shock to one man who's missed the last fourteen years of pop culture.

Marvel Reveals Guardians of the Galaxy #5 Angela Cover, Anticipates Sales Boost

Marvel Reveals Guardians of the Galaxy #5 Angela Cover, Anticipates Sales Boost

Marvel is counting on at least one additional person buying a copy of Guardians of the Galaxy #5.

P*ssed Off Black Man Wonders Why Everyone Thinks J. August Richards Will Play Black Character in S.H.I.E.L.D.

P*ssed Off Black Man Wonders Why Everyone Thinks J. August Richards Will Play Black Character in S.H.I.E.L.D.

One man has a problem with all the speculation over who actor J. August Richards will play in Marvel: Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D.

Millar And Quitely's Jupiter's Legacy Kicks off Lawsuit Apocalypse

Millar And Quitely's Jupiter's Legacy Kicks off Lawsuit Apocalypse

Kevin Bacon just announced a suit filed against the Outhouse for making a parody of “6 Degrees”

Asylum Rekindles East Coast/West Coast Feud With 'Pacific Rim' Knockoff 'Atlantic Rim'

Asylum Rekindles East Coast/West Coast Feud With 'Pacific Rim' Knockoff 'Atlantic Rim'

Asylum, the studio behind such hits as Transmorphers, is putting the finishing touches on their next mockbuster: Atlantic Rim.

Detroit actually DID IT: Robocop Statue Made

Detroit actually DID IT: Robocop Statue Made

The Buddies beware! Robocop is actually getting honored by the city of Detroit with a huge freaking statue.


Legions Of Female Dungeon & Dragons Players Storm CBS Offices Over Big Bang Theory Joke

Legions Of Female Dungeon & Dragons Players Storm CBS Offices Over Big Bang Theory Joke

CBS is about to learn a very important lesson: don’t piss off the geeks.

DC Spoils Own Green Lantern Crossover Event

DC Spoils Own Green Lantern Crossover Event

Green Lantern Corps #20 features an epilogue for "Wrath of the First Lantern," the Green Lantern crossover event that doesn't end for another two weeks.

Robert Redford Spoils Captain America: The Winter Soldier

Robert Redford Spoils Captain America: The Winter Soldier

The Academy Award winning actor spilled the beans on the upcoming Captain America sequel. Be warned: spoilers inside!

Matt Kindt Joins Kris Kross

Matt Kindt Joins Kris Kross

Matt "Mac Daddy" Kindt will replace Chris Kelly in the fashion-backward rap group.

Shane Black to Commit Career Suicide, Direct Doc Savage Movie

Shane Black to Commit Career Suicide, Direct Doc Savage Movie

Black is taking the Frank Miller fast track to failure.

Mutant Activist Groups Battle Over 2nd Amendment Rights

Mutant Activist Groups Battle Over 2nd Amendment Rights

There is some confusion as to which definition of “bear” the founding fathers meant.

Man in Coma Since 1999 Shocked to See Iron Man 3 Dominate Box Office Charts

Man in Coma Since 1999 Shocked to See Iron Man 3 Dominate Box Office Charts

The success of Robert Downey Jr.'s Iron Man 3 came as a huge surprise to one man who missed out on last 14 years of pop culture.

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