Monday, November 24, 2014 • Morning Edition • "The Outhousers of Earth Ugh"

Satire

Did you bother to look at the tags before assuming this crazy story was straight news?
Disney:

Disney: "Rehab Is For Quitters"

It’s good to see Disney attacking some serious issues for a change.

Surviving The Boston Comic Con, According To CNN And The New York Post

Surviving The Boston Comic Con, According To CNN And The New York Post

In an effort to draw attention away from the completely unfair misrepresentations of their totally not race baiting, fear mongering, unethical, irresponsible, and dangerous reporting on the Boston Marathon bombing, CNN and The New York Post have teamed up to write a “Survival Guide” for this weekend’s Boston Comic Con.

Patton Oswalt Pitches his Version of  Star Wars Episode VII

Patton Oswalt Pitches his Version of Star Wars Episode VII

The comedian delivers quite possibly what fans really want to see in Star Wars: Episode VII.

Sequester Update: US To Shut Down Sentinel Program Due To Budget Costs

Sequester Update: US To Shut Down Sentinel Program Due To Budget Costs

Project: Wideawake has fallen victim to federal budget cuts and has been forced to postpone all research and development indefinitely.

Two Generations Of British Writers Line-Up To Apologize To Margaret Thatcher’s Corpse

Two Generations Of British Writers Line-Up To Apologize To Margaret Thatcher’s Corpse

No one wants to be the last to say, "I’m sorry" for fear of being rounded up.

Tennessee Legislators Move To Kill Voucher Bill To Avoid Funds Going To Mutant School

Tennessee Legislators Move To Kill Voucher Bill To Avoid Funds Going To Mutant School

At least they are not establishing a State Religion like North Carolina, cause that always ends well.

Crowdfunded Young Justice & Green Lantern: The Animated Series Projects Canceled

Crowdfunded Young Justice & Green Lantern: The Animated Series Projects Canceled

Smgo.TV announced that the crowd-funded attempts to resurrect both shows have been canceled.

FOX To Sue CBS Over Under The Dome / The Simpsons Movie Similarities

FOX To Sue CBS Over Under The Dome / The Simpsons Movie Similarities

"Wait... isn't "Under the Dome" the same plot as the Simpsons movie?" ~John Layman

The Outhouse Joins The White Knights: SPOILERS For The Walking Dead Season Finale

The Outhouse Joins The White Knights: SPOILERS For The Walking Dead Season Finale

After years of fighting it, The Outhouse has been absorbed by the feels of the internets

Pope Francis to Skip Easter Mass, Watch Walking Dead and Game of Thrones Instead

Pope Francis to Skip Easter Mass, Watch Walking Dead and Game of Thrones Instead

The new pontiff is considering pushing the sacred holiday back to "after sweeps."

DC Hires Tyler Perry To Pen New Green Lantern Book

DC Hires Tyler Perry To Pen New Green Lantern Book

Has anyone ever met anyone who liked Tyler Perry?

Dan Didio Ignores All Calls While Filling Out Bracket

Dan Didio Ignores All Calls While Filling Out Bracket

The DC co-publisher has locked himself in the office while filling out his bracket.

Teen Titans Go! Promo

Teen Titans Go! Promo

The promo for Teen Titans Go is here! As a wise man once said, "Sometimes, dead is better."

DC Offices Host Wild Shindig After Young Justice Finale (SPOILERS)

DC Offices Host Wild Shindig After Young Justice Finale (SPOILERS)

Though geeks everywhere are in great mourning over the demise of their favorite animated show, the atmosphere at the DC Offices was downright jovial.

Frank Commentary: Living Humans Also Deserve Chance To Use Own Body Parts

Frank Commentary: Living Humans Also Deserve Chance To Use Own Body Parts

Frank have come to believe that if living human want to make commitment to body, government should not allow monsters to rip parts off for personal gain.

IDW’s My Little Ponies Take Dump On DC’s Lawn

IDW’s My Little Ponies Take Dump On DC’s Lawn

The prank, although premature, further highlights the depths to which DC has fallen.

Marvel Hires Pro-al-Qaeda Blogger To Pen New Captain America Series

Marvel Hires Pro-al-Qaeda Blogger To Pen New Captain America Series

The title is planned to be released in conjunction with the 2014 movie Captain America: The Winter Soldier

Chris Cooper is Norman Osborn in Amazing Spider-Man 2

Chris Cooper is Norman Osborn in Amazing Spider-Man 2

Maniacal laugh. Maniacal laugh. Maniacal laugh. Maniacal laugh!

Man Divorces Wife After Receiving DC Valentine with

Man Divorces Wife After Receiving DC Valentine with "Wrong" Batgirl

The couple called it quits, citing "irreconcilable differences about teen comic book heroines."

Green Lantern: The Animated Series Twelve Step Program

Green Lantern: The Animated Series Twelve Step Program

Co-creator of Green Lantern: The Animated Series, Giancarlo Volpe has a guaranteed step by step process of making the series a smash hit.

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