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Matt Fraction Reveals Outrageous Nepotism Problem in Comics Industry

The writer got his six year old son a job writing Adventure Time comics for BOOM! Studios.

George W Bush Art Exhibit Blamed for Low Comic Sales in March

Fans were turned off to comic books after experiencing true art in the form of George W Bush's portraits of world leaders.

S.H.I.E.L.D. Producers Blame Bison Flight From Yellowstone Volcano for Ratings Low

As the ratings for Marvel's Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. hit another all time low, producers are blaming the pending eruption of the Yellowstone super volcano.

Lost Producers Celebrate after Watching How I Met Your Mother Finale

The producers were happy their ending could no longer be called the worst finale of all time.

United Nations Moves to Ban "LOL" From Planet Earth after Scott Lobdell Interview

Lobdell described his "fans" as Lovers of Lobdell, aka LOL, prompting an international response.

Millions Devastated as Childhood Memories Are Erased by TMNT Trailer

Millions of twenty and thirty somethings have had their childhoods retroactively ruined by a new movie trailer, sending the world to the edge of collapse.

DC Puts Bomb Under Gaiman's Desk, Must Not Stop Writing Or BOOM!

Neil Gaiman only has 7 more hours to write everything that he needs to write, according to new report.

DC 75th Anniversary Batman Logo Mistaken for Fine Art, Taken to Museum

The logo, a Bat symbol with a '75' slapped on it, will be on display at The Louvre next month.

DC Freelancers Invited to a Mystery Dinner by DC Execs

In advance, the unsuspecting creators will be asked to fill out a simple survey about their satisfaction with working for DC Comics.

Comics Fans Perplexed By Sudden Appearance of Sandman Overture #2

Fans report vaguely recalling a series by this name from long, long ago, but can't quite put their finger on it.

Comic Industry Reacts to Resurrected Caliber Comics

Industry pros are fearful that the revived comics publisher may be the harbinger for a zombie apocalypse.

KATS COMPLAIN CAMREN BICONDOVA NOT FELINE ENOUGH 2 PULAY KATWOMAN IN GOTHAM

Ignoring accusations of speciesism, cats around the internet are complaining loudly about the first pics of Cameran Bicondova as Catwoman in Fox's Gotham.

Man Outraged after Earthquake Knocks Over Action Figures

Dozens of the man's action figures were knocked over when a 4.4 magnitude earthquake hit Los Angeles.

Dan Slott London Super Comic Con Scandal

Spider-Man scribe latest comic creator to be accused of misconduct, after reportedly mauling Rich Johnston.

Outhouse Volunteers to Be Voice of Reason in Canadian Convention Sexism Scandal

Fan Expo Canada is calling for a fair and reasonable journalist to accurately portray their side of the story. Look no further, canucks - we're right here!

DC Makes White Character Black Right Before St. Patrick's Day

Pale white people were either offended or drunk because of the change.

Miami Heat Jersey Debacle Opens New Avenues for Avoiding Responsibility

After Lebron James blamed Jerseys for a 111-87 loss against the San Antonio Spurs, the entire comic industry is trying to use the excuse.