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Top Five Most Patriotic Superman Moments

Top Five Most Patriotic Superman Moments

Truth, Justice, and the American Way is Superman's motto, but what five Superman moments are the American Wayiest?

Shocking First Look at Clark Kent in 'Batman v Superman' Looks Just Like Henry Cavill

Shocking First Look at Clark Kent in 'Batman v Superman' Looks Just Like Henry Cavill

Now that you've seen Clark Kent, come get a first look at Bruce Wayne.

SCOTUS Shocker: Comics Companies Scramble to Take Advantage of Corporations' New Religious Freedoms

SCOTUS Shocker: Comics Companies Scramble to Take Advantage of Corporations' New Religious Freedoms

Both Marvel and DC cited Twitter as the reason why they thought they were suddenly exempt from Affordable Healthcare Act legislation.

What Will REALLY Happen to Wolverine and the X-Men When Wolverine Dies?

What Will REALLY Happen to Wolverine and the X-Men When Wolverine Dies?

How will the popular title continue without its titular character?!

Breaking: DC to Pursue Talents of Free Agent LeBron James

Breaking: DC to Pursue Talents of Free Agent LeBron James

DC will reportedly offer a contract to the NBA superstar.

Skottie Young Baby Variants Reach Pandemic Proportions with New Interlocking Spider-Verse Covers

Skottie Young Baby Variants Reach Pandemic Proportions with New Interlocking Spider-Verse Covers

The baby variants are in danger of destroying the comics ecosystem according to one top scientist.

A Chinese Company Sued Michael Bay's Transformers: Age of Extinction... But What Happened Next Was More Than Met the Eye

A Chinese Company Sued Michael Bay's Transformers: Age of Extinction... But What Happened Next Was More Than Met the Eye

The Beijing Pangu Investment Co. Ltd. is sick and tired of Michael Bay's crap, and they're not going to take it anymore.

Marvel to Offer Financing Plans for New $4.99 Price Point

Marvel to Offer Financing Plans for New $4.99 Price Point

With the age of the five dollar comic quickly approaching, Marvel will offer fans options to stay afloat.

Orange Juice Barons Hire Marvel Comics to Revamp Citrus Mascot

Orange Juice Barons Hire Marvel Comics to Revamp Citrus Mascot

The Florida Department of Citrus will pay Marvel ONE MILLION DOLLARS to reimagine their Captain Citrus character.

News From the Future: Humanity Wiped Out By Marvel's J.A.R.V.I.S. Mobile AI App

News From the Future: Humanity Wiped Out By Marvel's J.A.R.V.I.S. Mobile AI App

The Outhouse brings you news from the year 2068! You heard it here first!

Marvel Shocks Hollywood By Releasing Gamora Character Poster Without Gratuitous Butt Shot

Marvel Shocks Hollywood By Releasing Gamora Character Poster Without Gratuitous Butt Shot

A new movie poster for Guardians of the Galaxy does not reveal Zoe Saldana's posterior.

Four Mature Works of Literature for Grown-Ups Embarrassed by Reading Young Adult Novels

Four Mature Works of Literature for Grown-Ups Embarrassed by Reading Young Adult Novels

If you're feeling ashamed of yourself after reading Slate.com today, The Outhouse is here to save you from your own cultural inadequacy.

President Obama Apologizes for Outing CIA Station Chief, X-Men Days of Future Past Spoilers

President Obama Apologizes for Outing CIA Station Chief, X-Men Days of Future Past Spoilers

The White House is in full damage control mode after a press release spoiled both the blockbuster superhero movie and the identity of the Kabul station chief.

Alan Moore Launches New Comic Book App He Will Loathe In 10 Years

Alan Moore Launches New Comic Book App He Will Loathe In 10 Years

Woe be to all creators who even think about using his technology the way he uses it.


Outhouse to Report on All of Dennis Barger's Facebook Updates From Now On Just to Scoop Bleeding Cool

Outhouse to Report on All of Dennis Barger's Facebook Updates From Now On Just to Scoop Bleeding Cool

The snarky website will develop an "RSS feed" of Barger's facebook posts, which currently supply over 60% of Bleeding Cool's articles.

Beyonce's Sister Hit Jay Z Over Marvel's Death of Wolverine Event

Beyonce's Sister Hit Jay Z Over Marvel's Death of Wolverine Event

The Outhouse reveals the source of the epic elevator fight that's captured the attention of the world!


Condoleezza Rice Backs Out of Rutgers Speech in Response to Futures End #0 (SPOILERS)

Condoleezza Rice Backs Out of Rutgers Speech in Response to Futures End #0 (SPOILERS)

The former National Security Advisor and Secretary of State will not give the speech because DC's Free Comic Book Day offering was so crappy.

Outhouse: The Last Comic Forum Standing

Outhouse: The Last Comic Forum Standing

Or, you know, CBR could just be down. But where’s the fun in that?

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