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Snake God Glycon Starting to Regret Choosing Alan Moore as Spokesman.

Snake God Glycon Starting to Regret Choosing Alan Moore as Spokesman.

The ancient and mysterious deity had a litany of complaints regarding Moore's role as spokesperson for Glycon worship including poor shaving habits, a declining work output, and a tendency to attack potential converts as 'emotionally subnormal' deviants.

Michael B. Jordan Responds to Criticism Over Casting Black Actor as Son of Apollo Creed.

Michael B. Jordan Responds to Criticism Over Casting Black Actor as Son of Apollo Creed.

Another racially-charged controversy surrounding this talented young star?

Cool Pope Francis Makes Surprise Appearance in Local 'Magic: the Gathering' Tournament.

Cool Pope Francis Makes Surprise Appearance in Local 'Magic: the Gathering' Tournament.

In an unscheduled stop on his U.S. Tour, Pope Francis Impressed Local Magic Players With His Ability to Control Game Tempo and Skillfully Drain Opponents Life Total.

REPORT: Woman Considers Perpetuating Broken and Outdated Comics Industry Pardigms to Support New Black Panther Comic

REPORT: Woman Considers Perpetuating Broken and Outdated Comics Industry Pardigms to Support New Black Panther Comic

Conventional wisdom says one must pre-order comics to make them successful, but doesn't that indicate a problem with the system itself?

The Outhouse Fixes the World: Getting You a Job in Comics

The Outhouse Fixes the World: Getting You a Job in Comics

The thoughts and opinions of superstar agent Alan Smithee do not reflect those of The Outhouse, it's staff, or any other sane and rational human beings.

Stan Lee Changes Iconic Catch Phrase From 'Excelsior' to 'on Fleek'

Stan Lee Changes Iconic Catch Phrase From 'Excelsior' to 'on Fleek'

Excelsior no more! What could possibly have brought about this odd change?

Child's Heroes Solve All Problems With Violence.

Child's Heroes Solve All Problems With Violence.

How could a parent let this happen? Prepare to be outraged!



KRAKATHOOM! The Unstoppable Trend of Dumb Ass Headlines for Articles About Comics

KRAKATHOOM! The Unstoppable Trend of Dumb Ass Headlines for Articles About Comics

Why can't a mainstream media outlet write about comics without putting stupid sound effects in the title?

Stephen Amell in Hot Water Once Again for Suggesting Federal Reserve Should Raise Interest Rates.

Stephen Amell in Hot Water Once Again for Suggesting Federal Reserve Should Raise Interest Rates.

The handsome actor riled Americans by suggesting that it was time to raise borrowing costs for the first time since the financial crisis began.

Hero Initiative Unveils New Adoptable Veterans Agenda

Hero Initiative Unveils New Adoptable Veterans Agenda

It may not be exactly the same as publishers paying decent royalties, but it's almost as good, right?

REPORT: Alan Moore Shaves, Industry Rendered Speechless

REPORT: Alan Moore Shaves, Industry Rendered Speechless

Read all the salacious details right here!

Fed-Ex Delivery Man Not Sure Who Needs to Sign For Package Thanks to New Dark Horse Executive Management Structure

Fed-Ex Delivery Man Not Sure Who Needs to Sign For Package Thanks to New Dark Horse Executive Management Structure

Dave Marshall's promotion to Editor in Chief while Scott Allie becomes Executive Senior Editor has wreaked havoc on the organizational structure of Dark Horse Comics.

Breaking: Ted Cruz Proposes New Comics Code Authority Led by Kim Davis.

Breaking: Ted Cruz Proposes New Comics Code Authority Led by Kim Davis.

Comic industry news so shocking, you’ll wonder how it took the Outhousers this long to make it up!

Bethesda Promises DLC, Patches to Fix Game-breaking Fallout 4 Release Bugs by Early 2016

Bethesda Promises DLC, Patches to Fix Game-breaking Fallout 4 Release Bugs by Early 2016

The company isn't going to let shoddy quality control ruin player experiences this time for more than four to six months at most!

Man Enjoys Visiting Local Comic Shop for Recommendations on What Books to Buy Later That Day on Amazon.

Man Enjoys Visiting Local Comic Shop for Recommendations on What Books to Buy Later That Day on Amazon.

Citing the warm atmosphere, helpful staff, and great selection of indie titles, comic fan Dillon Williams said SNIKT! Comics & Coffee of Harrisburg, PA is by far his favorite shop to check out new comics before going home and buying them online.

Taking Inspiration from Comics Industry, Google Reboots Logo

Taking Inspiration from Comics Industry, Google Reboots Logo

Fan reaction to the change has been mixed at best.

REPORT: Secret Wars Delays Blamed on Jon Stewart Heel Turn

REPORT: Secret Wars Delays Blamed on Jon Stewart Heel Turn

Thanks to Stewart, the Secret Wars finale may come out after the first Marvel reboot issues hit stores.

Man Shocked to See Zombie in Last Five Minutes of

Man Shocked to See Zombie in Last Five Minutes of "Fear the Walking Dead" Premiere

The episode had gone so long without any action, he forgot he was watching a zombie show.

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