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To Celebrate Release of Movie, Captain America: The Winter Soldier Actors Evans and Stan Will Kick Off Daily Orgy of Capitalist Wealth Extraction

To Celebrate Release of Movie, Captain America: The Winter Soldier Actors Evans and Stan Will Kick Off Daily Orgy of Capitalist Wealth Extraction

Chris Evans and Sebastian Stan will ring the opening bell at the New York Stock Exchange on April 1st.

Millions Devastated as Childhood Memories Are Erased by TMNT Trailer

Millions Devastated as Childhood Memories Are Erased by TMNT Trailer

Millions of twenty and thirty somethings have had their childhoods retroactively ruined by a new movie trailer, sending the world to the edge of collapse.

DC Puts Bomb Under Gaiman's Desk, Must Not Stop Writing Or BOOM!

DC Puts Bomb Under Gaiman's Desk, Must Not Stop Writing Or BOOM!

Neil Gaiman only has 7 more hours to write everything that he needs to write, according to new report.

DC 75th Anniversary Batman Logo Mistaken for Fine Art, Taken to Museum

DC 75th Anniversary Batman Logo Mistaken for Fine Art, Taken to Museum

The logo, a Bat symbol with a '75' slapped on it, will be on display at The Louvre next month.

DC Freelancers Invited to a Mystery Dinner by DC Execs

DC Freelancers Invited to a Mystery Dinner by DC Execs

In advance, the unsuspecting creators will be asked to fill out a simple survey about their satisfaction with working for DC Comics.

Comics Fans Perplexed By Sudden Appearance of Sandman Overture #2

Comics Fans Perplexed By Sudden Appearance of Sandman Overture #2

Fans report vaguely recalling a series by this name from long, long ago, but can't quite put their finger on it.

Comic Industry Reacts to Resurrected Caliber Comics

Comic Industry Reacts to Resurrected Caliber Comics

Industry pros are fearful that the revived comics publisher may be the harbinger for a zombie apocalypse.

KATS COMPLAIN CAMREN BICONDOVA NOT FELINE ENOUGH 2 PULAY KATWOMAN IN GOTHAM

KATS COMPLAIN CAMREN BICONDOVA NOT FELINE ENOUGH 2 PULAY KATWOMAN IN GOTHAM

Ignoring accusations of speciesism, cats around the internet are complaining loudly about the first pics of Cameran Bicondova as Catwoman in Fox's Gotham.

Man Outraged after Earthquake Knocks Over Action Figures

Man Outraged after Earthquake Knocks Over Action Figures

Dozens of the man's action figures were knocked over when a 4.4 magnitude earthquake hit Los Angeles.

Dan Slott London Super Comic Con Scandal

Dan Slott London Super Comic Con Scandal

Spider-Man scribe latest comic creator to be accused of misconduct, after reportedly mauling Rich Johnston.

Marvel and DC Plan Chicken Run to Settle Dispute over Captain America 3/Superman vs. Batman Release Date

Marvel and DC Plan Chicken Run to Settle Dispute over Captain America 3/Superman vs. Batman Release Date

Tempers are flaring in a movie release date showdown without a cause.

Outhouse Volunteers to Be Voice of Reason in Canadian Convention Sexism Scandal

Outhouse Volunteers to Be Voice of Reason in Canadian Convention Sexism Scandal

Fan Expo Canada is calling for a fair and reasonable journalist to accurately portray their side of the story. Look no further, canucks - we're right here!


DC Makes White Character Black Right Before St. Patrick's Day

DC Makes White Character Black Right Before St. Patrick's Day

Pale white people were either offended or drunk because of the change.

Miami Heat Jersey Debacle Opens New Avenues for Avoiding Responsibility

Miami Heat Jersey Debacle Opens New Avenues for Avoiding Responsibility

After Lebron James blamed Jerseys for a 111-87 loss against the San Antonio Spurs, the entire comic industry is trying to use the excuse.

Andrew Garfield Storms Out of Oscars After Discovering Batkid Has Stolen Job, Popularity, Girlfriend

Andrew Garfield Storms Out of Oscars After Discovering Batkid Has Stolen Job, Popularity, Girlfriend

The actor was upset to learn that a five year old was more of a superhero than he was.

Top Five Suspects in comiXology Password Hacking

Top Five Suspects in comiXology Password Hacking

The digital comics purveyor is requiring users to change passwords after they were stolen by hackers.

Marvel's Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. to be Double Canceled After Hitting New Ratings Low

Marvel's Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. to be Double Canceled After Hitting New Ratings Low

Tuesday's episode scored the lowest rating in the history of the show.

Dan Didio Reaches Career Milestone with Release of Forever Evil #6 [SPOILERS]

Dan Didio Reaches Career Milestone with Release of Forever Evil #6 [SPOILERS]

Spoilers for the just released issue follow within.

Unborn Fetus Cast in Major Role for Avengers 2

Unborn Fetus Cast in Major Role for Avengers 2

It's unknown what character the fetus will be playing, but sources say it's a done deal for the upcoming Avengers sequel: Age of Ultron.

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