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Andrew Garfield Storms Out of Oscars After Discovering Batkid Has Stolen Job, Popularity, Girlfriend

The actor was upset to learn that a five year old was more of a superhero than he was.

Top Five Suspects in comiXology Password Hacking

The digital comics purveyor is requiring users to change passwords after they were stolen by hackers.

Marvel's Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. to be Double Canceled After Hitting New Ratings Low

Tuesday's episode scored the lowest rating in the history of the show.

Unborn Fetus Cast in Major Role for Avengers 2

It's unknown what character the fetus will be playing, but sources say it's a done deal for the upcoming Avengers sequel: Age of Ultron.

S.H.I.E.L.D. Returns Tonight, But Fans Losing Interest in Complaining About It

Excitement for bitching about the show is waning as quality improves and fans pine for new episodes after long breaks.

CBR Wants Pictures of Your Dick

In hopes of obtaining lots of pictures of dicks, ComicBookResources has started an Instagram account.

Comic Industry Reacts as DC Occupies Image's Utility Closet

Some publishers are condemning the move, while others are urging for a diplomatic end to the escalating crisis.

Marvel Staff Reacts as Bear Enters Marvel Office

A wild animal was spotted in the Marvel offices and was subdued by the staff.

Will Samuel Jackson Return for Rumored New Matrix Trilogy?

A new rumor claims Warner Bros. is planning a new Matrix Trilogy to compete with Star Wars.

Marvel and DC Announce Joint Crossover Event: Eric Stephenson is a Stinky Doodyface and Superhero Comics are Awesome

The story will revolve around the Image Publisher being punched repeatedly in the nuts by Marvel and DC superheroes.

All-Star Western Becomes the Schrodinger's Cat of Comics

News reports suggest the comic is both cancelled and not cancelled, while neither at the same time.

WWE Network Off to Spotty Launch as Fans at Past Events Start Chanting for Daniel Bryan, C.M. Punk

The historical footage of classic pro wrestling events is becoming unwatchable due to the revolting fans, and also because they keep chanting for Punk and Bryan.

David Finch Conducts Anatomical Study to Prepare for Wonder Woman

The artist is conducting a detailed study of the female figure to prepare him for his upcoming run.

In Wake of Mt. Gox Fiasco, Comic Book Speculators Better Off Than Bitcoin Traders

As bitcoin prices fall, comic book prices rise, proving that comics have always been the smarter investment.

Eastman and Laird Return to TMNT as 30 Year Anniversary Makes Everyone Feel Old as Hell

Fans are excited for the reunion of the original creative team, but feeling somewhat melancholy thanks to the reminder of their own pending mortality.

Arizona Mutants Thrilled To No Longer Have To Serve Flatscans

A new law would make it legal for mutant run businesses to refuse to serve humans.

Producers Unable to Locate Hayden Panetteire for Heroes Reunion

No one has seen the tiny actress in months, causing friends and family to believe she may have shrunk to subatomic levels.

Marvel Exec Destitute After Taking Reboot Frenzy Too Far

Marvel Editor in Chief Axel Alonso is deeply in debt after applying the principles Marvel's constant reboot schedule to his personal life.

In response to Guardians of the Galaxy trailer Sony Releases the Entirety of Amazing Spider-Man 2 This Afternoon on MTV

The Outhouse's Sony Pictures The Amazing Spider-Man 2's beat writer Jeff Kromer reports from the press conference.