Thursday, September 3, 2015 • Afternoon Edition • "We put the lotion in the basket."

Star Wars



(Not) Racist Shocker: Black Character Not given Purple Light Saber In New Teaser

(Not) Racist Shocker: Black Character Not given Purple Light Saber In New Teaser

It was when I had to type “released on Instagram” that I realized I was too old.

Super Hero Speak - #118: Lord of the Drinks

Super Hero Speak - #118: Lord of the Drinks

Ben and Dave get very worried about John and his lack of drinking



Lucasfilm to Reverse Aging Process, Plan Teenage Han Solo for 2018 Film

Lucasfilm to Reverse Aging Process, Plan Teenage Han Solo for 2018 Film

Not even the laws of nature itself can stop Lucasfilm from making Harrison Ford young again!

Street Date Broken: 'Star Wars: The Force Awakens' Action Figures Sold Early

Street Date Broken: 'Star Wars: The Force Awakens' Action Figures Sold Early

Lucasfilm/Disney/Hasbro might end up Force choking a bitch…

First Picture of Mark Hamill as the Trickster in 'The Flash- Episode VII: The Speed Force Awakens'

First Picture of Mark Hamill as the Trickster in 'The Flash- Episode VII: The Speed Force Awakens'

Huh, who'd have thought the Joker would be popping up so quickly again on the Flash. Though you might want to catch this picture before it's gone in a flash.

'Star Wars: The Force Awakens' What's In A Name?

'Star Wars: The Force Awakens' What's In A Name?

That which we call a tauntaun/By any other name would smell as sweet

'Star Wars: The Force Awakens' New Images & 'Kylo Ren' Details

'Star Wars: The Force Awakens' New Images & 'Kylo Ren' Details

Star Wars bad guy gets the cover of Entertainment Weekly



See Preview Pages From 'Star Wars: Shattered Empire'

See Preview Pages From 'Star Wars: Shattered Empire'

Star Wars comics post "Return of the Jedi"

First Shots From The Set Of 'Star Wars Anthology: Rogue One'?

First Shots From The Set Of 'Star Wars Anthology: Rogue One'?

Not sure if any Bothans died to bring you this…

Quintuple-Dip With New Star Wars Saga Blu-Rays That'll Probably Not Have What We All Truly Want!!

Quintuple-Dip With New Star Wars Saga Blu-Rays That'll Probably Not Have What We All Truly Want!!

Or are we past five and gone higher than that now? Anyway, new Blu-Ray versions for the Star Wars movies. Yes, we all know what the true question on everyone's minds: WILL THEY BE THE ORIGINAL EDITIONS?!

Disney Execs Rejoice As Star Wars Vol 1 To Sell 200K+

Disney Execs Rejoice As Star Wars Vol 1 To Sell 200K+

They're finally seeing a return on that investment.

Will The Collector Turn To The Dark Side In 'Star Wars Episode VIII'?

Will The Collector Turn To The Dark Side In 'Star Wars Episode VIII'?

del Toro may travel to a galaxy far, far away…

Disney and Lucasfilm Do Not Approve of Amy Schumer's

Disney and Lucasfilm Do Not Approve of Amy Schumer's "Inappropriate" Star Wars Photo Shoot

Though even Disney must agree that Schumer simulating oral sex with a light saber was at still less offensive than the prequels.



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