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TMNT

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New Documentary Film to Celebrate Ninja Turtles History Before Michael Bay Destroys It

New Documentary Film to Celebrate Ninja Turtles History Before Michael Bay Destroys It

The new documentary from Paramount will serve as a preemptive eulogy for the franchise Michael Bay plans to destroy with his movie.

New 'Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles' TV Spot Shows off the Shredder

New 'Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles' TV Spot Shows off the Shredder

I dunno, but I'll bet he'll never has to look for a can-opener!

Michael Bay's 'TMNT' Not so Teenage After All?

Michael Bay's 'TMNT' Not so Teenage After All?

The toyline to the movie apparently reveals the Turtles we've been seeing in the trailers and such aren't really teenagers at all. What?

'TMNT' Anniversary Book Shows off New Images of Shredder and Splinter

'TMNT' Anniversary Book Shows off New Images of Shredder and Splinter

A case of good and bad news as a new anniversary art book focusing on the various eras of TMNT shows off two designs of this summer's TMNT movie: Shredder and Splinter.

The Newest Michael Bay's 'TMNT' Trailer is Shrek-Tactcular!!!

The Newest Michael Bay's 'TMNT' Trailer is Shrek-Tactcular!!!

Walk tall! Be proud! Go GOOMBA.. I mean we've got more Turtles in this trailer, thankfully, and they are Mutant and Ninja, but I dunno about Teenagers.

Utilizing Stealth and Discretion: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles #33!

Utilizing Stealth and Discretion: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles #33!

The Turtles return to NYC to prepare for The Foot!

Splinter Revealed in New TMNT Spot

Splinter Revealed in New TMNT Spot

Well, the back of his head is, at least.

New 'TMNT' Poster Showcases the Weapons

New 'TMNT' Poster Showcases the Weapons

A very pro-weapons poster is probably also the best pro-Bay you'll have Zechs say about this film.

Horrifying New TMNT Images Reveal Look of Shredder, Splinter, Karai

Horrifying New TMNT Images Reveal Look of Shredder, Splinter, Karai

The outlook on Michael Bay's Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles movie worsens with the release of these photographs.

Michael Bay's TMNT: Now With More Johnny Knoxville

Michael Bay's TMNT: Now With More Johnny Knoxville

Knoxville and Tony Shalhoub will join the cast in vocal form, replacing the voices of Pete Ploszec and Danny Woodburn, because Michael Bay.

Millions Devastated as Childhood Memories Are Erased by TMNT Trailer

Millions Devastated as Childhood Memories Are Erased by TMNT Trailer

Millions of twenty and thirty somethings have had their childhoods retroactively ruined by a new movie trailer, sending the world to the edge of collapse.

First Trailer to Michael Bay's 'Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles' is HERE!!!

First Trailer to Michael Bay's 'Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles' is HERE!!!

The first trailer to the Michael Bay produced movie is here!!!

New Pictures from Michael Bay's 'TMNT' Herald the Apocalypse (UPDATE)

New Pictures from Michael Bay's 'TMNT' Herald the Apocalypse (UPDATE)

Two new pictures have been released: one with a human (seriously?) and an actual Turtle! Both are teasers for the first trailer that's to hit online tomorrow!

First Still from Michael Bay's 'TMNT' Spotlights.. the Humans

First Still from Michael Bay's 'TMNT' Spotlights.. the Humans

We have the actual first picture released from the film.. and it is Turtle-less.

Nickelodeon Debuts 'TMNT' Episode Exclusively Online

Nickelodeon Debuts 'TMNT' Episode Exclusively Online

For some reason Nickelodeon unloaded the Teenage Mutant Nina Turtles one-hour episode "Wormquake!". The episode features certain cameo appearances of TMNT past.

Eastman and Laird Return to TMNT as 30 Year Anniversary Makes Everyone Feel Old as Hell

Eastman and Laird Return to TMNT as 30 Year Anniversary Makes Everyone Feel Old as Hell

Fans are excited for the reunion of the original creative team, but feeling somewhat melancholy thanks to the reminder of their own pending mortality.

Blecch - First Look at Action Figures for Michael Bay's 'TMNT'

Blecch - First Look at Action Figures for Michael Bay's 'TMNT'

You've seen and lamented the poster, final image statues, and Halloween costume. Now, behold the figures from the toy line, and weep!

Turtle Fever Continues: Now We Have a Poster Featuring all Four 'Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles'

Turtle Fever Continues: Now We Have a Poster Featuring all Four 'Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles'

Another day, another new look at Michael Bay's "Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles". This time via a poster at a toy fair.

Character Design of 'Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles' Shredder Revealed

Character Design of 'Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles' Shredder Revealed

LOOK OUT, IT'S A SUPER SHREDDER!!! Plus more leaked images of the Turtles themselves.


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