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Christian Hoffer

Christian Hoffer is the exasperated Abbott to the Outhouse's Costello. When he's not yelling at the Newsroom for upsetting readers or complaining to his wife about why the Internet is stupid, he sits in his dingy business office trying to find new ways to make the site earn money. Hoffer is also the only person in history stupid enough to moderate two comic book forums at once.

 


Review: Hawkeye #1

Review: Hawkeye #1

By Christian Hoffer in News with Benefits on August 2, 2012

Spider-Buggy claims that Hawkeye is one of the finest comic books released this year.

OP/ED: The Toxicity of Stephanie Brown

OP/ED: The Toxicity of Stephanie Brown

By Christian Hoffer in News with Benefits on July 19, 2012

Christian Hoffer wonders exactly what is toxic about Stephanie Brown.  

DC's Been Paying Shuster Family All Along, Claims DC

DC's Been Paying Shuster Family All Along, Claims DC

By Christian Hoffer in News with Benefits on July 18, 2012

  DC has filed a surprising new claim in the Superman case.  

Dreamworks Wants to Buy Casper, Waldo and More

Dreamworks Wants to Buy Casper, Waldo and More

By Christian Hoffer in News with Benefits on July 18, 2012

The studio is bidding to purchase Classic Media, owner of a number of classic characters.

Perlman's Make-A-Wish Appearance Catalyst for Hellboy 3 Talks

Perlman's Make-A-Wish Appearance Catalyst for Hellboy 3 Talks

By Christian Hoffer in News with Benefits on July 17, 2012

Perlman's donning a Hellboy costume inspired him and director Guillermo del Toro to try to make a new film.

Marvel Unveils Marvel Heroes Trailer

Marvel Unveils Marvel Heroes Trailer

By Christian Hoffer in News with Benefits on July 16, 2012

Here's the latest look at Marvel's upcoming MMORPG.

Walking Dead #100 Bestselling Comic Book in Fifteen Years

Walking Dead #100 Bestselling Comic Book in Fifteen Years

By Christian Hoffer in News with Benefits on July 16, 2012

The milestone issue had over 380,000 sales.

Guardians of the Galaxy: A Primer

Guardians of the Galaxy: A Primer

By Christian Hoffer in Features on June 29, 2012

Everything you need to know about the team that (may) be appearing in an upcoming Marvel film

The Outhouse Pledges to Support

The Outhouse Pledges to Support "Waffles for Stephanie"

By Christian Hoffer in News with Benefits on June 27, 2012

Hear all about the campaign to bring back Stephanie Brown here.

Some Digital Numbers to Chew On

Some Digital Numbers to Chew On

By Christian Hoffer in News with Benefits on June 25, 2012

An analysis of Comixology's 2011 and 2012 sales.

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