Saturday, December 27, 2014 • Evening Edition • "That smell was here before we went in."

The Resident

The Resident seems pretty ok: we have no idea having never met him (her?).  Um, S/He likes TV and walks in the sand.  The Outhouse is pretty sure that Her/His twitter handle is @sundrops33.  Why do we keep around a staff member we cannot identify? Those lovely unique hits her/his  reviews of My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic brings us.  The Resident has done more to generate ad revenue than all other writers combined, totaling over $12 in the year s/he’s been writing for us.  Keep up the good work!

 


Alcatraz Double Feature: “The Ames Bros.” and “Sonny Burnett”

Alcatraz Double Feature: “The Ames Bros.” and “Sonny Burnett”

By Dr. Improbable in Reviews on March 7, 2012

Misleading previews and two episodes? When will the madness cease?

Once Upon a Time: Dreamy

Once Upon a Time: Dreamy

By Tricia Long in Reviews on March 6, 2012

Hi-ho, motherf*ckers.

Once Upon a Time: What Happened to Frederick

Once Upon a Time: What Happened to Frederick

By Tricia Long in Reviews on February 21, 2012

Before you get your hopes up, know that this episode suffered from a distinct lack of Rumplestiltskin.

Once Upon a Time: Skin Deep

Once Upon a Time: Skin Deep

By Tricia Long in Reviews on February 14, 2012

Sometimes true beauty is more than skin deep.

Once Upon a Time: The Fruit of the Forbidden Tree

Once Upon a Time: The Fruit of the Forbidden Tree

By Tricia Long in Reviews on January 31, 2012

What you see isn't always what you get.

Once Upon a Time: 7:15 A.M.

Once Upon a Time: 7:15 A.M.

By Tricia Long in Reviews on January 24, 2012

"She's hanging out with dwarves now? When did that happen?" - Regina, the Queen

Once Upon a Time: True North

Once Upon a Time: True North

By Tricia Long in Reviews on January 17, 2012

Children might be tasty, but it's easier just to love them.

American Horror Story Finale:

American Horror Story Finale: "Afterbirth"

By Tricia Long in Reviews on December 23, 2011

This one's for all the ghosts out there livin' the dream.

Valen The Outcast #1

Valen The Outcast #1

By BD Montgomery in Reviews on December 20, 2011

A sword and sorcery book with a hint of zombie? How can that work? As far as this first issue goes, very well.

American Horror Story:

American Horror Story: "Birth"

By Tricia Long in Reviews on December 15, 2011

Life is a circle, my friends. A bloody, historically inaccurate, ghost-ridden circle.

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